twit sex 

To have sexual relations with a twit. A person who is unknowledgeable of everything.

"Hey hunnie want to fuck me?" Sexy Female1
"DUHH WHAT?!" twit
"oooo I like you, this will be some fun twit sex ill be having". Sexy Female1

twit sex by Cater June 24, 2006

Twit Slap 

verb: The act of responding to someones twitter while in the same room as that person.

Dude quite twit slapping me! If you want to say something just turn to me and say it!

Twit Slap by The Amazing Leztits May 4, 2009

Twit Pay

Posting a tweet on Twitter asking for money and then receiving monetary funds from a follower.

User1 wants you to send him donations to his PayPal account! (20 minutes ago)
User1 just got Twit Paid! (5 minutes ago)

User2 would like you to spot cash at tomorrows event. (19 hours ago)
User2 thanks for the Twit Pay. (30 seconds ago)

Twit Pay by spinal_compression July 23, 2009

twit biff

also known as a twit bffl, twit buddy, twit bestie etc.

to be best friends with someone on twitter.
or you just get lots of @replies back and forth with a particular person.

@rosiearmstrong isnt cool anough to have a twit biff. but @swayswayhayley is. so is @akashamead her twit biff is @michaellington

twit biff by swayswayhayley July 30, 2009

Twit-For-Brains 

A malady generally suffered by those who are obsessed with twitter and have thoughts in short bursts

He forgot how to speak clearly - he has "twit-for-brains".

Twit-For-Brains by IPod Pilgrim August 26, 2009

twit waffle 

Someone who is obsessed with their own image, thinks they know more than anybody else but, in reality can't speak or comprehend beyond a 3rd grade level, has no clue about American or world history or culture, Is a bully and is so thin skinned that they can't take the most simple critique. Similar to twat waffle but, this person normally advertises their stupidity on Twitter.

President Trump is such a twit waffle!

twit waffle by NunYaBizwhacks May 4, 2017

twit-twat

a dumbass who likes vaginas.

I met the biggest twit-twat last night in da club, she wanted to get wit me.

twit-twat by dominique carle February 9, 2008