Tweaking the Lion

The act of grabbing a huge amount of female pubic hair in a bull rider like fashion and quickly inserting the penis into the vagina causing a loud ROAR. Best performed with 80's bush.

Daniel totally caught me off guard last night when he Tweaked the Lion!

Hey Michelle, Jon told me he was Tweaking the Lion last night. That guy is a stud!

by Jon, Daniel & Michelle November 2, 2010

taking her to the docks

Taking a girl down to the lake with a black guy and proceeding to have unconsented sex with her.

In second life, David and a black guy were taking her to the docks.
At formal, Patrick took Molly to the docks and had a great time!

by AC232323 April 8, 2011

taking back thursday

A kickball team formed by the bands Taking Back Sunday and Thursday (hence:Taking Back Thursday)during down-time at Warped Tour '04.

Person: Is Taking Back Thursday that band that sings "You're So Last Summer"?
Me: Noooo. That's Taking Back SUNDAY. Taking Back THURSDAY is the kickball team.
Person: Oh! Silly me...

by G.G. July 7, 2006

Taking Grandma to Applebees

Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers.

Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.

by Rex Acren November 11, 2010

taking a fred

To defecate after holding it in for several hours.

Taking a fred is so relieving.

by Bob Endom September 7, 2006

taking care

When sick of being at work, this is the act of thwarting all responsibility, and simply leaving.

Worker 1: Dude this fuckin sucks. Are you taking care soon?
Worker 2: No you asshole, we have a manufacturing readiness review meeting at 3!
Worker 1: Take care, young fella.
Worker 2: I hate you.

by care taker October 12, 2009

taking 99's

When someone takes forever to do something.... They take 99's

Holy bro hurry up, your literally taking 99's

by J valho March 6, 2017