Trojan Mustache

When a guy is denied morning sex by a girl who instead falls back to sleep. As an act of revenge, the guy places a used condom over the sleeping girl's upper lip then leaves.

I left that hoe with a trojan mustache after she wouldn't wake up for an early morning grind session

by j Dr G August 5, 2009

troat bag

a girl who deep throats the whole crew

yo whitestone girls are real troat bags!

by fto gods de one September 12, 2009

Trojan Go-Gurt

A freshly removed condom and the semen within it that exist after intercourse is completed.

Hey man, it's a shared bathroom, quit leaving your Trojan Go-Gurts in the trash can.

by Fantastic Mr. Troll August 1, 2012

Trobanos

One of many proper names of "The Charlie". Others include, but are not limited to: Slackass, Trobhudda, FrankenCharlie, Lord Grumples, The Grumpinator, USELESS, Charlie Dolla, Schnitzel, RADA.

I see Trobanos came in in a FINE mood today.... Watch for the snap.

by Yewsless June 10, 2019

Trojan

A member of a great family that has an alumni network of over 300,000 members worldwide. It is currently ranked higher than UCLA, NYU, UVA, Tuft, Michigan - Ann Arbor and many other prestigious universities. In the past 5 years USC has won 4 Rosebowls and 2 national championships. Some graduates from USC include Forrest Whitaker, Kyra Sedgwick, George Lucas, and Mark Sanchez. Included on the faculty is Dr. Paul Frommer, a linguistics professor who created the Na'vi language. The 5 true characteristics one must have to be a Trojan are FAITHFUL, SCHOLARLY, SKILLFUL, COURAGEOUS, and AMBITIOUS. USC gives over 600 million dollars in scholarships every year to make sure that financial problems do not stand in the way of a student and their proper school. The Trojan Marching Band is considered the greatest band in the history of the universe.

Interviewer: Where did you go to school?
Interviewee: I went to USC. I'm a Trojan.
Interviewer: You're hired.

Prospy 1: Did you see Tommy Trojan over there?
Prospy 2: Yeah he looks so glorious. I hope I get in and don't have to settle for UCLA...

by UCLAsucks!!! September 16, 2010

Trock

Similar to the genre of music wrock (Wizard Rock) except this is Time Lord Rock (reference to the BBC Doctor Who series) Created by the YouTuber Nerimon, who could not find a search result for "Time Lord Rock" on google. Thus, he claimed it as his own.

Nerimon says, "If you are a Doctor Who fan, you can make songs about trock and start trock bands."

by Doctor Whovian October 2, 2008

Trojan Horse

A play that is run when a boy and girl want to have some privacy at either one of their houses, but they need to keep it a secret from friends and neighbors. They run the play by meeting up at a remote location, where one of them climbs into the backseat of the other's car and lays down, so they drive together into the garage of the home with no one seeing. The garage door is then closed behind them, and they are free to enjoy each other for several hours, uninterrupted.

Girl: I'm home alone, and I need to see you. So, so, bad. But everyone will see if you cum over here right now.
Boy: Ya. Um... Not if we run the Trojan Horse. Let's set it up. I'll meet you a few blocks from your house in 30 minutes.
Girl: Yes! Perfect!
Boy: YOU are.

by bd_16_100 April 13, 2017