Tactical Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper placed in the toilet bowl on top of the water to reduce splash-back and noise.

The toilets were busy so i used tactical toilet paper to hide the fact i was taking a dump, not a piss.

by AE1990 November 14, 2011

Tactical Baptism

Aka waterboarding

Danny: Did they just waterboard that guy??
Gen. Mattis: Well I prefer the term tactical Baptism

by Tall_dweeb June 13, 2018

Tactical Nuke

Mostly known in the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2". This is acquired by getting a 25 Killstreak (25 kills without dieing) on the online multiplayer game modes. When you activate this, there will be a ten second countdown until the match ends and your team automatically wins. This killstreak is basically what made Modern Warfare 2 a camp-fest and surprisingly all shitty players have it on as a killstreak but never get it....

User 1: Omg I am so getting a Tactical Nuke this game!
User 2: Nah you will probably camp to get it you douche nozzle!
User: 1 Stuff you I am a legit noob asshole!

by THisguywhoaddsstuff August 5, 2010

Testicals

Awkward boobs for a penis

"So, did you see those testicals on that one chick?"

by seniorchinesepoopiepants October 2, 2009

tragically epic

adj. describes nouns in a very positive manner. tragically epic is derived from two words: epic and tragically hip

"your sunglasses are tragically epic!"

by annaaisaabel May 20, 2008

Tactical blumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 1 or Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Often abbreviated as "tac-blump"

"Dude you're 0 and 16 what the fuck are you doing?"

"Can't talk right now Rachaels giving me a tactical blumpkin"

by Codplaya May 9, 2010

tasticles

Like taste buds, but these are truly hightened by taste sensations, commonly found in flavour country.

Mmm this tastes so good- its arousing my tasticles

by cr00sa April 18, 2013