jaw-strength training

Jaw-strength training is where you put random items in your mouth and chew them from boredom. But somehow in the end, leaves your jaw hurting like you just ate out a humongous pussy.

Joe : "Chris, why are you not eating my asshole out aggressively tonight?"

Chris : "Sorry Joe, I had a tough jaw-strength training session earlier"

Joe : "Oh well let me suck your dick then."

Oh boy, I feel like I just ate a humongous pussy out. Must have been the jaw-strength training.

by YouGetNoGluv December 17, 2012

Sissy Training

The most manly of all things to do. This is the act of (typically a woman) training a man to become a women who love to be violently fucked by big black men, and doll himself up for those saucy black boys

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by WhiteyDoKate June 9, 2018

Shirt Tailing

When a man is having rapid intercourse with a woman and another man sticks his dick to the first mans dick (side) and the force from the first dick pulls the second dick into the woman along with it.

Harry: Last night I went into Dave's room while he was fucking his girlfriend and I started shirt tailing myself in.
Dave: Yea dude, what was up with that?
Harry: You shouldn't have left an opening.

by qualat February 19, 2010

County Training

Described as 'Shropshires little Auschwitz centres'; County Training is a center designed to hold the unemployed after they have had an undisclosed period of time claiming Job Seekers Allowance. All 'trainies' are held under a 'voluntary' contract in which they are required to perform tedious day to day tasks. These can range from searching www.direct.gov.uk for multiple hours, constant reading of local literature (a favourite being the Nazi publication, 'The Shropshire Star'), Forced labour (writing thousands of speculative letters to local businesses) and dealing with local employment officers, to prove you are not only looking for work, but are willing to do every task required, in order to sacrifice your life and soul to County Training.

'Your at County Training 30 hours a week, Monday to Friday. We promise to find you a job.'

'I've got an interview at 1'

'Well, you can't go because we don't know if your suitable for the job'

'But i've got an interview...'

'Well you can't go. Take a seat.'

by Venom_of_Oswestry May 13, 2009

insider traiting

taking stock of your life; expressing who you are; being self deprecating or helping others do the same

We spent last night drinking beer, watching football, and took insider traiting to another level. By the end of the night, we were commonly known as cautious carl, laid-back leo, thrifty theo, fanatic fred, gullible gary, and simple simon.

by egeorgio December 4, 2011

Bae in training

Someone who is 2nd to "The Bae"

Bae in training is trying to make her/himself my number one.

by Paul Revere Walker June 11, 2014

Survivor Training

for some, a single act that prepares them for participating in the CBS reality show, Survivor. For others, it's a way of life; it's every action that they do, and they later justify it as training for Survivor game play. Done usually by those wishing to one day be on said reality show, however those with a deep passion for the show may participate in training as well. Can include actions such as: climbing, lying, manipulative actions, running, balencing, stealing, reward eating, flirting, backstabbing, swimming, lifting, throwing, tackling, ect.

If your friend randomly tells you multiple lies and then runs off to climb something, they may later explain to you that it was all done in the name of Survivor Training, in which case you should entirely understand and be encouraging.

by CJ215 July 27, 2010