Tooley

A Dick, A Male's Penis

I Can Fix Her Need For Sex. I'll Pull Out The Tooley!!

by T.E.V January 17, 2009

University of Toledo

Toledo's apparent premier campus offering education in all subject matters especially Engineering, Business, and Law. Meant to drive every commuting student enrolled crazy by failing to provide sufficient parking. Also, foreign students and minorities make up the majority of this ghetto slum.

Person A: "Where you going to college bro?"

Person B: "not Toledo"

by Chris January 3, 2005

Toledo Surprise

Sticking your dick inside a girl who is on her period and has a tampon already inserted

Dude...I tried to have sex with this girl last night when I realized she already had a tampon in and got a Toledo Surprise

by JookieAndSWoww November 3, 2013

Toledo Knee buster

When a person jumps off the Carlson library stairs and ends up tearing their ACL. Bonus points for convincing other people that is happened during basketball

Kyle just did a Toledo knee buster, and he told everyone that he even got fuckin bonus points!

by kg10 January 21, 2011

toledo tossed salad

A pile of garbage ejected from a moving car; usually fragmentary remains of fast food, beverages and other food waste. Always on the street, these excitingly random finds litter the ghetto, and threaten to overtake civilization (or something).

What a mess... fucking toledo tossed salad...

by hwcdesign October 21, 2014

toledo teacup

When you're eating your girls pussy, and she leaves a little shit on your chin. Usually a result of a phenomenal orgasm.

I ate my girl's pussy so wicked last night she gave me a Toledo teacup

by Goddessmz February 4, 2016

tooler

A person overly reliant on their tools. Someone applying learned formulas rather than actually understanding their craft.

I should have hired a graphic designer not a Photoshop tooler.

by GlowNGR January 3, 2020