verb
1. Black and blue, getting swiftly knocked in the face, being left with visible mark(s).
2. Getting hit and marked as fast as a printer types a single letter.
3. Getting punched for something (that wasn't necessarily that serious) but the mother fucker keeps running their mouth too much. A quick way to shut up that noise.
4. Shutting up someone that says something offensive, commonly known as a spit fire.
1. Black and blue, getting swiftly knocked in the face, being left with visible mark(s).
2. Getting hit and marked as fast as a printer types a single letter.
3. Getting punched for something (that wasn't necessarily that serious) but the mother fucker keeps running their mouth too much. A quick way to shut up that noise.
4. Shutting up someone that says something offensive, commonly known as a spit fire.
"You need to stop coming at me all crazy, you're about to get two toned. I don't have time for that nonsense."
"She got two toned, her face looks purple after one damn punch! Haha, bitch couldn't shut up on that disrespectful shit."
I heard he got two-toned, hit him quickly...thank god it stopped that argument!
"She got two toned, her face looks purple after one damn punch! Haha, bitch couldn't shut up on that disrespectful shit."
I heard he got two-toned, hit him quickly...thank god it stopped that argument!
by XianStarr October 7, 2016
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Yo, did you see that car man, full of dents. That dudes a fuckin clonker tonker
man, my friend in the wheel chair is always runnin into my door jams and furniture when he comes over. Im gonna start calling him clonker tonker
man, my friend in the wheel chair is always runnin into my door jams and furniture when he comes over. Im gonna start calling him clonker tonker
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Oh man...I was really drunk last night and these two guys double-toned me.
Dude, I got toned by the physics exam today.
Dude, I got toned by the physics exam today.
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A homosexual male; the male equivalent of a lesbian
(the term "gay" or "homosexual" can be used to describe both males and females but "tonker" is strictly male)
A homosexual male; the male equivalent of a lesbian
(the term "gay" or "homosexual" can be used to describe both males and females but "tonker" is strictly male)
"As the election nears, the debate over tonker and lesbian marriage is a popular issue."
"I think Bryan is a tonker... he sucked that dude off"
"I think Bryan is a tonker... he sucked that dude off"
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