thong dialogue

A conversation where one person's side of the discussion is flawed and, therefore, leaves their ass uncovered, just as thong underwear leaves a human ass uncovered.

Matt: "Overall, I would say that Sarah Palin is a very intelligent woman."
Scott: "I call Thong Dialogue on you; that woman does not have an I.Q. above 90."
Matt: "Yeah, I guess I did leave my ass uncovered on that one. My argument was wearing a thongLet's go pick up chicks."

by MCBassGuitar January 29, 2015

thong drunk

When you get so wasted, end up outside a bar/club on the curb with your head between your legs and thong half way up the back.

Girl.... look at her! She is thong drunk!

by G0ochie August 22, 2017

thonas

The rip off of this guy that likes to sit in a chair all day collecting rainbow raisins

thonas is worse then thanos

by Squizguy April 2, 2020

Thomsexual

Adjective:
(a person) sexually attracted to people of the opposite sex, with the exception of Thom Yorke

Noun:
A thomsexual person

Tristan is a thomsexual for Thom Yorke.

by Machiii November 29, 2021

Thong swear

A secret SO DEEP as the thong in your ass SO DEEP though shall never be spoken unless used for blackmail

I thong swear I won’t tell Johnny you slept with his mom.

by Kittykatlover456 April 20, 2023

Miss Thomson

A fat old hag that teaches a crappy p7 class she is allways ugly and has no sense in fashion

Miss Thomson old p7 teacher who is ugly

by Chicken Nugget (saviour) July 31, 2018

fugg are thoes

The question asked when soneone sees a pair of fuggs.

Claire: hey Chris
Chris: Hey Claire... wait fugg are thoes on your feet!?

by takiyah February 17, 2009