by lad March 18, 2003
Get the twisted mug.A person who refuses to acknowledge the inferior nature of Apple's over hyped, over priced devices, such as the I-Phone, I-Touch, or I-Pad. The following mental disorder is the result of untreated "I-Phone Effect". The "twisted apple" will usually have a McJob, such as Starbacks, or work part-time as para-legal.They will constantly brag and boast that their I-Phone is the best thing after sliced bread. They will try to impress you with the GPS navigation on the I-Phone, but they never learn how to use it. They also obess on Steve Job's and will masturbate to his podcast's.
Ricky: Hey Britt, can you use your GPS navigation and get us directions to the Snoop Dogg concert. His concert is in Santa Ana, at the Galaxy Theater.
Britt: Sure, this GPS shit is idiot proof. A monkey can even operate this shit.
(58 minutes later)
Ricky: Hey Britt, are we lost? How come we are entering into Huntington Park?
Britt: (Valley girl accent) OMFG! This blueberry blunt you rolled got me so blown. I havent figured out how to use this GPS(giggles). OMG, the Apple salesmen made it look so simple in the MAC mall store. Let me call tech support.
Ricky: Britt, you are a I-Hole. I should have known you were a "twisted apple". (pulls out a Thomas Guide instead).
Britt: Sure, this GPS shit is idiot proof. A monkey can even operate this shit.
(58 minutes later)
Ricky: Hey Britt, are we lost? How come we are entering into Huntington Park?
Britt: (Valley girl accent) OMFG! This blueberry blunt you rolled got me so blown. I havent figured out how to use this GPS(giggles). OMG, the Apple salesmen made it look so simple in the MAC mall store. Let me call tech support.
Ricky: Britt, you are a I-Hole. I should have known you were a "twisted apple". (pulls out a Thomas Guide instead).
by tr353r February 1, 2010
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Something one does that is overly cruel or weird or violent. Something that every person knows where the line is but in this case it gets crossed by a hell of a lot
Being drunk and high, like mangled
Being drunk and high, like mangled
by DWatson March 17, 2005
Get the twisted mug.twisted sisters are commonly a group of 2-4 girls who all get each other perfectly and know the others thoughts from one look they honestly have telepathy. they do not act they're age and are some of the most laid back, care free, fun party rockers in the world. they can laugh about anything and have the wierdest nicknames for they're other friends. all in all they are truly one of a kind. oh and also tend to share beds with theyre other twisted sisters and boyfriends.
girl one: did u see cassandra's best friend?
girl two: yeah didn't you know they're twisted sisters?
girl three: ther are 4 of them!!! best party rockers ever!!!!
girl two: yeah didn't you know they're twisted sisters?
girl three: ther are 4 of them!!! best party rockers ever!!!!
by twistedgirl101 September 25, 2011
Get the twisted sisters mug.one that has a terrible mic, sounds somewhat drunk/sleepy at the same time, who isn't that good at counter-forces.
RAGE: Alright guys, let's do the default.
TwIsTeD: -sleepy sounded- What?
RAGE: I SAID THE DEFAULT! YOU SLOBS NEVER LISTEN.
TwIsTeD: -drunk sounded- I didn't hear you.
RAGE: Just get in your damn house, TwIsTeD.
TwIsTeD: -sleepy sounded- What?
RAGE: I SAID THE DEFAULT! YOU SLOBS NEVER LISTEN.
TwIsTeD: -drunk sounded- I didn't hear you.
RAGE: Just get in your damn house, TwIsTeD.
by Yammins January 5, 2009
Get the TwIsTeD mug.Twist the middle finger of your right hand over the index or pointer finger of your right hand as if you were crossing your fingers for good luck. Lick the tip of your pointer finger. Place the end of your pointer finger against a woman's rectum. Push firmly and corkscrew or twist your fingers counterclockwise to lock them into her anus. To guarantee proper technique, you must push your fingers all the way in to the knuckle. Use the pinky from the same hand to reach up and tickle her clit.
by Jomama a.k.a. Joey Crack May 15, 2009
Get the Twisted Sister mug.Cool storm chasing game on roblox where stuff is actually pretty realistic and you can buy storm chasing vehicles and buy beans from the gas station or get sucked up by a tornado or just be some spotter
aside from that if you like storms play it because you like storms
aside from that if you like storms play it because you like storms
"DUDE TD TD TD TD"
"the heck is td"
"TD!!!"
other guy walks in
"he's played too much twisted"
"oh"
twisted (roblox) - roblox game where you chase tornadoes, sometimes die trying, sometimes make a profit larger than when you succeed, drive cars, make money, buy beans from the gas station and try to feed a bag of fucking Lay's chips to a tornado
"the heck is td"
"TD!!!"
other guy walks in
"he's played too much twisted"
"oh"
twisted (roblox) - roblox game where you chase tornadoes, sometimes die trying, sometimes make a profit larger than when you succeed, drive cars, make money, buy beans from the gas station and try to feed a bag of fucking Lay's chips to a tornado
by RiceOfCourse June 23, 2022
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