Cleaning the bank

Spending large amounts of money

I just know I'll be cleaning the bank when I go to vegas this weekend

by Grakin March 6, 2017

Clean the kitchen

The act of shaving your balls.

I’m about to clean the kitchen so he/she will suck my dick.

by kirtap628 January 30, 2018

Cleaning the Toothpaste Cap

Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.

After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.

Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!

by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023

Clean the peg

After being pegged with a strap-on, you clean it with your mouth, hence giving the pegger head. Saves time, can throw it right in the nightstand drawer and not have to clean it later.

I pegged my husband last night, it really turns him on if I let him clean the peg.

by Empty sack July 6, 2023

Cleaning the gene pool

When a lady of leasure, a hooker, goes to a dentist to get her teeth cleaned she has many semen specimens in her mouth so she goes to the dentist monthly to clean the gene pool

That lady went to the dentist again for cleaning the gene pool out her teeth

by Qlesbo April 6, 2025