Thanos

Purple grape with an obsession with rocks and is married to Thaniqua the great. Very attractive and sexy. Chin looks like the back of yeezys.

Ohh, look at Thanos. He has a huge purple cock!!

by nobody oompa April 30, 2019

Thanos

Thanos will come for dem weird rocks. He had a very tragic story of how he got his chin. He is on meth

Thanos is very VERY sexy

by Tyler is coming to eat my ass May 09, 2019

Thanos

Literally the hottest man on earth, with a sizeable penis. It was confirmed by Marvel that it is 12 inches, and they may change it to 13 for the dead Gamora scene in Avengers End Game

Person 1: Bro I want Thanos to do anal to me!
Person 2: Bro it's a whole foot!!!

by arglefloop March 01, 2019

Thanos

A big grape in the universe trying to destroy the avengers and find rem gems!

you grab a grape and eat it, also chase thanos if you see him.

by JaX ThE DuM dUm December 29, 2018

Thanos

Another word for grimace with a ballsack chin that wears a yellow oven mit that collects special rocks

Dude thanos is collecting special rocks keep it down

by HulkPoopedHisPants August 14, 2018

Thanos

A big grape who’s addicted to collecting colourful/Powerful rocks

THANOS IS TERRIBLE

by Rollsie1108 April 28, 2019

Thanos

Barney’s cousin who collects fricken rocks covered in glitter and hates half the universe

Barney: howdey cuz hey can u not kill me

Thanos: sry man I gotta do what I gotta do

by Yuhhhajshdh September 08, 2019