permanent temporary

a temporary measure which should last forever

i love how you've made that permanent temporary repair last over 10yrs, when will you fix it properly? when it breaks ....maybe

by fartiscrubs October 9, 2018

Taking temperature

When you finger a girl. Fantastic-like.

"Hey Drew, guess what happened last night? I was taking temperature of this chick and I think she had the flu."

"How'd you take her termperature"

"With my finger thermometer...it was a balmy 98.6 degrees"

by Benny Delicious October 14, 2006

taking her temperature

Euphemism for having sexual relations with an incredibly attractive woman, i.e. you're "taking her temperature" vaginally with your penis instead of a thermometer.

The gorgeous blonde paralegal with whom you work walks into your office, and your first thought is "I SO want to lick her pussy and take her temperature."

by Point Oner November 22, 2004

room temperature ones

a one which is not cold. however it is barely a one at all, as proven in strong bad's theory of the properties of ones, in which the ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude. room temperature ones are known to be drunk in foreign lands, along with not-so-cold ones and *shudder* warm ones.

Although on certain evenings in spring a cool one can be quite refreshing. Mmmmmm, thats a good one...

by dudeman February 21, 2004

Temporarily Permanent

When something is meant to be there for a temporarily purpose, but is kept there for a very long time.

Guy: That tarp has been there for ages!
Girl: yeah, it was suppose to be a temporarily wall to separate the art room from the drama room.
Guy: wow, but that was like a year ago!
Girl: yeah, well i guess you can say its Temporarily Permanent

by Deutch girl :) April 27, 2009

temporalfluxin'

1. the act of wearing an aluminum helmet to keep the gamma rays the government bombards us with from penetrating one's braing while simultaneously accepting fellatio from a sheep or a toilet gnome, whichever is in closer proximity

When the police scanner started buzzing in the high FM frequency, I started temporalfluxin' immediately. IMMEDIATELY.

by Blinker April 7, 2003

temporary asshole

A motorcyclist who chooses to "harass" other motorists by riding recklessly, doing stoppies and wheelies on heavily travelled roads, and riding way too fast for the conditions. The rider rarely wears any protection other than a helmet (where required). This is done simply to show off and has great potential to result in a dead, or temporary, motorcyclist. See also squid.

Now that the weather is good, there are temporary assholes riding wheelies all over the place.

by jerdez26 June 9, 2006