shmerger

Sneaking up on your buddy like a ninja, firmly grasping his genitalia and screaming SHMERGER! This is the ultimate ball tap.

Leeroy jumped out of a tree last night grabbing my cock and balls while screaming "SHMERGER!" then before I could regain my manhood he was gone.

by Dom M. October 9, 2007

shmerf

a small person. you know like those small blue people. only its shmerf. just because.

short person walks by nd bumps into someone.
tall person: did dhis shmerf just bump in to meh? hell no neqro!

by ladii trilla. September 19, 2009

Simere

A very attractive man with a big penis, and he would easily fuck your bitch.

“I want me a Simere”
“Right sis”

by Tina Bradley February 11, 2018

Husam and Samer

Also known as Odin and Baldr. Both of these dick tooths thought it would be funny to send urban dictionary words of our names while i was trying to work with the plumber for my house. Those two dumb fucks can't get an erection even if it was to save their own lives, this specimen sub-human retarded pieces of shit should be gunned down in the streets like the degenerates they are.

I saw Husam and Samer today, it was the most retarded thing i have ever seen.

by Laith aka tyr always wins October 24, 2019

Samera

Common name of a woman that is sex on legs who encourages male wet dreams. Samera's are extremely big headed and boast about their vast experience in bed, their ridiculously huge tits, or the fact that your boyfriend probably wants to nail her. Samera's are always pestered by locals for her juicy juicy mangos.

Samera a woman with juicy juicy mangos

by soph15 December 23, 2011

papa smerf

a blue man who lives in a crazy village that only has one woman inhabitant, who helps populate it.

Papa smerf is my bitch, yo!

by thekkibs July 15, 2004

Smeragliuolo

A white man's penis that is equal or greater lenght than a CLavin.

And she said, "wow my mom was right you do have a Smeragliuolo."

by Cowman with aids June 5, 2007