Surprise poo

Common mostly with females, a surprise poo occurs when you go to the toilet to have a piss but end up following through- fortunately on the toilet- as you were unaware of your bowel evacuating needs.

Uncommon with males as they pee standing up.

girl 1: I've been waiting 10 minutes for you, where've you been??
girl 2: I had a surprise poo, sorry
girl 1: Oh, okay

Eavesdropping dude: wtf

by bricksatmyface December 17, 2012

Pennywise surprise

When you are banging a chick you pull out nut on a cherry pie , then hand her a balloon to distract her , you say " hello Georgie " to get her attention and smash the pie in her face to resemble being bloody . You say you'll float too and take off.

Did you hear about Joe he gave that stripper a pennywise surprise last night

by Turtle9376 September 22, 2017

surprise creampie

When you cum inside a chick without giving her prior warning.

She let me fuck her without a rubber, but didn't realize I would give her a surprise creampie.

by PulpFictionFan94 May 13, 2017

Mummy Surprise

After one deficates, one wraps their finger(s) with toilet paper and inserts into the deficaters anus; thoroughly cleaning the sphincter.

After pooping this morning, Charley avoided another Brown Ballerina by having Eric give him a Mummy Surprise.

by JediWords October 12, 2016

nevada surprise

When a female diver gives a blowjob to the male in the passenger seat. While the male steers the car.

Person 1: Did Chad get into a car accident?
Person 2: Yeah, he and his girlfriend messed up a Nevada surprise.
Person 1: Well at least he went a bang.

by PineapplePenguin May 3, 2019

That surprises me.

A phrase taken from "Dinner for Smucks". It should be spoken somewhat sarcasticly after an odd, absurd question has been asked of someone you don't know well.

Hipster: Have you lived among Alaskans as one of them and dined upon bear meat?

Hippet: No!

Hipster: That surprises me...

by joesk84ever December 26, 2011

Quints By Surprise

An American TV show on TLC, documenting the lives of the Jones family. Ethan and Casey Jones have six children:

Eliot McKenna (Girl) - 6/7 (i think)
And QUINTUPLETS! - age 3
Brooklyn Faith (Girl)
Britton Grace (Girl)
Jack William (Boy)
Lila Addison (Girl)
Ryan Elizabeth (Girl)

Check out the show by searching 'Quints By Surprise' on Youtube!

P.S. Lila Addison and Ryan Elizabeth are my favourite. ADORABLE!

'Hey, have you seen the show Quints By Surprise?'
'Yeah, those kids are so cute! Especially Lila and Ryan'

by Live.Laugh.Lie June 28, 2012