The Way of the Jones, He died on the statue of liberty when Americans were doing unconstitutional things in order to give all Americans eternal rights, so they can spend eternity in a land with Democracy instead of Soviet Russia. All Americans have committed acts of civil disobediance, and the only way to spend eternity in a land of Democracy is through the Jones.

To be a follower of the Jones, you must pray this prayer and confess your civil disobediance: "Dear Jones, I know I have broken laws, violated rights, and not practiced my own personal rights. I only ask that you forgive me, and that You are the only way to spend eternity in a Democracy. Freedom!"

If you prayed that prayer to the Jones, congratulations! Please, go out and buy the Constitution, and remember to pray to the Jones whenever you violate what it says. We'd LOVE to hear how the way of the Jones has improved your patriotism.
Matt: Did you pray to the Jones last night?
Jessica: No, I didn't, why?
Matt: Because you violated the Mann Act which was passed in 1910 when you were on the streets last night.
Jessica: oh my Jones! I must go confess my civil disobediance.
by Georgio's German Nightmare October 13, 2008
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Making fun of a person to the point where they laugh uncontollably (or either feel like crying) <--- usually this one.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.
Ex. of joning: That n**ga's head look like a bean.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.
by Merk Red December 20, 2005
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The last name "Jones" loosely translates to Fucking Savages in every language.
by koalasnuggles March 9, 2016
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stop joning on my young shirt
by sheek September 24, 2003
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Can be used as a verb (Jonesing) or a noun (a jones). Describes a state in which one experiences strong desire or attraction, often of a sexual nature. Equiv. "to fancy" "crushing on" "to want"
She's been jonesin him for months.
He's got a major jones for her.
by JediAndi April 4, 2003
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a crazy black gurl. has a lot of fun. she is always lost in her own lil world.has a funny, crazy, weird personality. is very goofy and loves to hang out wit her friends. has a very big heart filled with all kinds of things but doesnt know hw 2 use it. jus like her brain. LOVES 2 dance and also dance crazy. hangs out wit people her age all the time. doesnt like 2 hurt peoples feelings and feels bad when she does.likes to feel older.WANTS TO BE TREATED OLDER. veryyyy stuburn especially wen it comes 2 money even wen she owes som1 bac.very pretty and like 2 show her figure through clothes.tight clothes. also show off her goddies.can be scary at times.loves to shop but with a lot of money.loves to go places.VERY VERY VERY CLUMSY CANT STAND UP WORTH A D#*N. lazyy.wants freedom at her home.a semi-freak needs help 2 be freaky or at least try 2 tlk it.LIKES TO HAVE FUNN AND IS VERY FUNNY AND GOES CRAZY WEN PEOPLE GET HURT REAL BAD. CAN BE VERY ANGER AT POINTS.
by FUSSY FUSSY December 31, 2011
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A person who somehow ended up becoming friends with everybody even though they don't have any social skills. Those people often go to them for advice and problems, because it seems like they have their life in order.
Person 1 : "Man, i can't choose between A and B."
Person 2 : "Oh! you should go to Jonelis with that"
by Eriden A. July 25, 2018
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