stress goat

To fall over in paralyzed panic like a fainting goat.

Whenever Mat Frenz walks into a room, I totally stress goat.

by gryphoness February 12, 2015

survival-stress

stress fear survival compulsion motive tension

Survival-stress is our fundamental motive, it's fear based, compulsive, knee-jerk. Behind everything, this interior tension drives us to think and act.

by Rebelbagwan April 27, 2019

Stress Boner

The erection men get after a fight-or-flight event.

Man, that boulder just started falling, and I was like HOLY SHIT, and I barely got out of the way, and now I have a stress boner.

by mpmaupin November 27, 2019

Stress Bomb

The opposite of love bomb. An unexpected explosion of unwanted and unwarranted Stress. MAKES EVERYTHING Overly dramatic. highly suspect gaslighting. Drama queen likes to Stress everyone out.

I wish that girl could learn to chill and knock it off with all the stress bombs.

by KittyKay22 January 20, 2022

Techno Stress

Upset; frustration due to electronic or technological failure.

Arg! The printer isn't printing and I have a paper due, I don't need this techno stress right now.

by 4me2know February 26, 2011

Stress Browsing

Trying to cope with a stressful or uncertain situation by browsing mindlessly through a website or an app

Remi has been stress browsing all afternoon , he’s really nervous about his date tonight

by Izzygb January 06, 2022

stress nut

A nut for the sole purpose of releaving stress

My book report was due in a couple of hours so I had to pull a stress nut

by Cunt sucker 200.4 August 18, 2017