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Stranger Waver

When you're walking towards a stranger who's waving to someone behind you, but you think they're just being friendly, so you wave back.. only to realize they weren't waving to you... now you feel awkward...
Walked by a stranger waver today... it was awkward...
by Strange Waver August 15, 2010
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Stranger Changer

When you have a child and you enlist the help of someone you either do not know, or barely know to change their soiled diaper. Typically a male.
Nick: Hey Steven, Abbey has a dirty diaper and I'm indisposed at the moment killing 8 year olds on COD
Steven: I would, but are you sure you want to have a stranger change her?
Nick: I completely forgot you were a stranger changer, thanks for reminding me.
Steven: No biggie, the judge said I'm legally obligated to inform any nearby parents anyway.
Nick: Is that why we aren't allowed at Chuck E Cheese 's anymore?
Steven: Yeah, one of the reasons.
by Nic0705 September 16, 2016
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Strangerly

When two people have been constantly texting each other for months and have never met before but also can't meet now because they live really far away (mostly in different countries). It is a very weird dynamic for they share instances like normal friends but also reveal information and thoughts they haven't told anyone. Both adore each other and sometimes go on about what the other person means to them leading to romantic tensions. They both have decided to meet sometime and basically fuck shit up.
PS Strangerly can also lead to a fucked up sleep schedule in order to try to talk to the other person if both people live in countries with a vast time difference.
PPS It is NOT a long distance relationship

PPS You're a gold level strangerly if you both lived in the same city before you knew each other and started talking only when one of you moved away.
oh my god Becky I've been talking to him for months but he lives in Italy!:( I've told him stuff I've never told anyone before. Is this what being strangerly feels like?
by Ughrisha May 7, 2019
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Shrödingers Dictator

The current position of North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong Un. He is simultaneously dead and alive.
Jerry: "How do you think Kim Jong Un's doing?"
Adam: "It looks like Shrödingers Dictator."
by CharacterLimit April 29, 2020
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Taint Strainer

When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.
Look at this wad I just pulled out of my asshole. My taint strainer was filled to capacity.
by Christine Spencer July 17, 2011
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Cleveland Stranger

It's when you blow an anonymous out of work factory worker in an alley behind a bar.
I feel so disgusting, last night I preformed a Cleveland Stranger outside if the bar.
by Yevgena R. July 13, 2012
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welcome stranger

A variation of "the stranger" masturbation technique, where the participant sits on both hands until they go numb, then uses one to masturbate while the other lies across their chest like the fond embrace of someone who loves them, occasionally wiping away tears.
It was the anniversary of my wife's death on Saturday, so I gave myself a Welcome Stranger, and it felt like she was still here.
by ash flame March 2, 2014
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