Stoops

Informal slang for stupid

Max: Hey Zach, your'e kinda stoops.
Zach: Well your'e retarded.

by Apermax July 8, 2016

Beef Stool

1. A sensible name for a new addition to your family

2. A cute name for a new pet

Me: Hey sis, that's a beautiful kitten you have there, what's his name?

Sister: Beef Stool

Me: that's such a cute name

Sister: Thanks

by Gaz_Coleman December 13, 2012

Stoobs

A very old lady that has boobs sagging to her stomach. Stomach + Boobs = Stoobs.

Tommy: Look at that old lady!
Katie: I know! Just look at her stoobs.
Tommy: They are so gross.

by AzKtEGTwus October 13, 2011

stool eater

A slut who's vagina is so loose and flappy that when she sits on a bar stool her pussy devours it like a starved ethiopian.

Dude why is she sitting on the floor...shes not. shes a stool eater, her pussy just ate the bar stool!

by Collin Danaher April 8, 2006

Stoolcat

Noun.) A dump so large that it piles up in the toilet to the point it breaks the surface of the water resembling a cat sitting on a stool. Furthermore a Stoolcat can be sub-categorized depending on its physical attributes. i.e. The Calico Stoolcat (Corn and Water Chestnuts) The Siamese Stoolcat (Grey in color) etc.

Example 1:

Shawn: "Dude, was that you that just left a stoolcat in my toilet?"

Mike: " Ha! Yeah, i know how much you love those little guys!"

Example 2:

Jake: "Oh my god I have to crap so bad i bet i'll leave a stoolcat!"

by MikeyRef February 4, 2010

STOOL SPANGLER

A device used to brighten up a rather boring poo with glitter. (also known as a Glitter Shitter)

"My god jeff, look at that gift that the neighbours dog has left on our lawn".... "Dont you worry my dear, ill go get my stool spangler".

by The Colster August 17, 2006

Stooling

Just like a security guard sitting on a stool, the act of waiting around in case shit goes down.

"Slow down, there's a cop stooling up ahead."

by D-Funk 777 January 3, 2012