Stealth Grind

When you sneak behind a random person dancing, or ideally some couple grinding on the dance floor and make spastic pelvic thrusts and other sexual gestures (i.e. ass slapping) from behind the unknowing target. Also can be equally effective and hilarious when done behind any person bending over for any reason, as in tying their shoe.

DB is stealth grinding king of the world.

by Stealth Grinder August 13, 2010

Sheila

The most bomb ass chick you will ever meet. She has your back no matter what and has every guy looking her way (even though she completely denies it). She will always tell you what you need to hear but not necessarily what you want (makes for the best advice). She is brutally honest but you will never regret listening to what she has to say. She can make you laugh when you want to cry. She is always kicking butt and taking names. She will laugh with you all night and has a problem with cold pizza. When she smiles the world smiles with her because when you are that awesome well... no on can help it. She has her life planned out and anyone included is lucky as hell. Never cross a sheila she will rule the world some day!

guy:I want a girl with a mind like a diamond,I want a girl who knows what's best
girl: so... you want a sheila?

by mandypants93 August 16, 2010

stealing

forced sharing.

The goverment has raised new taxes stealing more from employers.

by suildur October 16, 2010

you wouldn't steal a car

An idiotic PSA comparing pirating a 1 GB movie file and stealing a full blown $50k+ 2 ton vehicle. The phrase was a part of an anti-piracy campaign called "Piracy, It's a Crime" created by Motion Picture Association. The PSA paints piracy as a bad thing even though it helps people living in 3rd world countries, aids developers test out software, and opens artists up to a whole new world of software.

"You wouldn't download a car" is a common variant of the phrase, originally created by Reddit user augreeko on /r/funny.

you wouldn't steal a car
you wouldn’t steal a handbag
you wouldn’t steal a television
you wouldn’t steal a movie

Downloading pirated films is stealing,
stealing is against the law,
PIRACY. IT’S A CRIME.

by DisgustingWeebs February 19, 2017

stealth pooh

The mysterious ability girls develop in long term relationships to pooh without smell or sound so that you never, ever, on pain of death catch them laying cable.

(to girlfriend in bathroom) "Hey honey, you gonna be long in there?"
"No sweetie, just flossing"
(to himself) "Yeah right, taking a stealth pooh more like"

by Steveo-W February 19, 2008

stealth ipod

being able to listen to music or watch movies on your ipod during school classes

also known as stealth ipoding

guy 1: hey dude how much did physics today suck!

guy 2: didnt really notice i was watching a movie on my ipod

guy 1: man, your awesome at stealth ipoding

by gracieloup March 5, 2010

Stealographer

One who can pick a good picture on the internet - pictures that have been taken by others - and use them as their own.

A person who uses others photos in their multimedia presentations. Drew is a good stealographer, the pictures he choose from the internet always capture the moment.

by TeachClark March 23, 2010