steamed my broccoli

When you blow air on a dick.

Man Stacy steamed my broccoli so hard last night it was like she was cooling some hot tatters off.

by Steamed broccoli October 31, 2017

steamed hotdog

When you get a blowjob in a sauna

Bruh. I went to the gym. Got a steamed hotdog. Damn

by Bigboy179946 February 7, 2020

Steamed

Upset/ angry

That nigga did dat down bad. Bro got me steamed up.

by Lil mac11 March 9, 2020

Steamed Cream

Frothy, full fat, unpasteurized, raw, frothed, CREAM. MUST BE GOAT OR COW. NO EXCEPTIONS, DON'T EVEN FUCKING ASK. NOT HUMAN!

Can I get a steamed cream please! NOT HUMAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

by Chogan2020 September 8, 2020

Steamed

1. The descriptor of a meme that has been over used and is now meaningless.
This anti-meme was created and destroyed in 15 minutes leading to its inception. Originally intended to replace getting 'burned'.

The Ugandan Knuckles Meme got steamed.

by K1vv1 December 9, 2020

steamed monocle

The blowing of hot air on to the tip of a penis during fellatio.

“I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocle…Excuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”

by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021

Steamed Monocle

One who is aroused in such a way that he rethinks his entire strategy on furthering the industrial Revolution and at the same time struggling to contain the shivering radiating from his handlebar moustache due to the aura from a handsome suitable female.

Umf lady Cora, you have truly given this humble industrialist a steamed monocle. Hurrah!

by Jakeous Maximus June 25, 2021