Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability

"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"

I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P

by QuacksO August 26, 2019

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The High Staff

A pengu That can talk...And has a really small penis but his name is Thomas...Why...But he can work computers and owns a discord sever...For some reason but he has a steam account and has friends...And is a bloody jerk and is a jerk and is very very large ;)....

The high staff is very smart kinda.......Sort of....Not at all ok...

by Chubba Fett April 23, 2018

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seokjins bakery staff

Kall - the best staff member (tsk tsk lies)
Danica - the inactive owner (sad but true)
Dayeon - simp for kath (yuh get into it)
Kath - simp for dayeon (true ngl)
Irene - likes peoples little brothers (WHY IS THIS SO TRUE)
Rita - best head mod (PERIODTT)
Harry - that one trainee that never talks (yeahhhhhhh)

seokjins bakery staff are very weird besides kath and dayeon and rita :)

by kath :) November 11, 2020

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Rotational Staff

Rotational Staff is a system found in a few discord servers in which an even number of members switch places for moderation every 1-2 weeks depending on the rules of the server. A moderator will get his/her role for a certain amount of time before the administrator switches the power with the person next in line. The method is to have an even amount of people to which for every one moderator there will be one more rotational staff to take his/her place after their time is up.

This system was created to maximize experience and let as many people as possible try out being moderator without having too many moderators at once. It also allows new members and new people to try it out rather than having the same mod team every time.

Administrator: "Alright, it's been 2 weeks, time to switch places"

Rotational Staff: "Alright here we go!"

Moderators: "Have fun, being moderator for now"

Rotational Staff: "You'll get it back in 2 weeks, don't worry we won't mess things up and undo what you guys did"

Moderators: "Hmm, maybe it should be 1 week so we can switch more often and have more fun, some of us were busy for most of the week so we think it would be best if we lowered it to 1 week so there would be more chances for us all to have a go at being moderator"

Administrator: "Well, let's hold a general staff vote to see if people agree with it being lowered"

Vote:

• 5/15 decide to keep it at 2 weeks

• 10/15 decide to lower it to 1 week

Administrator: "Alright, it has been decided! It will be lowered to 1 week until switching"

by Radnik November 20, 2020

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