Australian Foot Stool

The act or method of having one leg propped on a platform or tall stool and aggressively whipping your ass in the reverse direction towards your cock and balls or clam trap. Truelly a specialty maneuver for the smaller individual.

Kenny was worried he would be defeated by his shit, so he pulled out the Australian Foot Stool for safe measure.

by Snoone March 23, 2018

Three legged stool

When you leave a dump and it resembles three poopy legs sticking back up.

Dag nabbit, we're outta tp, and I just left a three legged stool in the shitter.

by The Turdhammers Dad February 23, 2022

Ellenville Office Stool

When a man stands up from his desk, drops his pants and shits on the floor while making direct eye contact with someone in the room.

Ray replaced his chair with an Ellenville office stool.

by BolognaDonut March 13, 2022

stool dancing

The act of flipping a stool over, sitting in between the legs, and rotating your hips. If done properly, this will result in the stool itself spinning with you on it. Much fun.

Stool dancing is fun.

by OMGWTFROFLOL September 15, 2005

Stoolge

Someone who is a stooge AND a tool at the same time.

Tim: Wow she's so hot!
Marie: Tim you stoolge she's taken!

by Marie001 February 4, 2008

Stooldini

A turd that mysteriously disappears in the toilet bowl before flushing and then reappears for a victory lap after flushing

Little Billy estimated the stooldini at nearly a foot as it emerged from the queens throat 360d and returned

by Dredgfish May 3, 2010

Stool height

a term that came up before the first presidential debate in 2016. Because Trump has a height advantage over Clinton, they discussed letting her stand on a stool to gain height and lessen Trump's advantage. The idea was dropped when it was realized that she had no advantage, as she can pile stool to greater heights than Trump or anyone alive.

After hearing you talk, my stool height meter is pinned!

by Mickey Bitsko October 3, 2016