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Squid Parade

A parade in which the innocuous cephalopod, the Squid, is celebrated in all its glory.

Squid Parades usually take place during a 16 minute window between 11:52 pm on January 2nd, and 12:18 am on January 3rd. This time symbolizes the Squid's New Year.

Two places where this celebration takes place religiously, Squid Road in Oak Bay, WA, and Squid Row in Santa Cruz, CA, have been noted as being the two most "Formidable" locations on the planet... Coincidence?
Person one : "Hey Jon, did you hear about the Squid Parade going on in Santa Cruz next week?"

Person two : "Yes."
by Sucubus June 15, 2012
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squid grip

The act of attaching oneself to an object or person, much like an octopus or squid using the suckers on their tentacles.
"Aren't you gonna get Dave to stop hugging that girl?"
"Nah man, he's squid gripped her, we'll never get him off."
by Thewalis December 27, 2013
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Squid boi

a tall and skinny person with a big ass head
Person 1: Holy shit, look at that guy. He's 6"8, weighs 100 pounds, and biggest head I've ever seen.

Person 2: Oh my. He a squid boi.
by BIG SCRAP January 15, 2016
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squid testicles

When your dick is slimy, (Lube, anything really that is slimy) Generally pleasing to the girl.
I love my man, he always has squid testicles
by Gamergeneral May 13, 2016
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squidbob

ayy my boy squidbob
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squidartha

squidartha is the act where a man moons, but has his penis and balls tucked under the butt cheeks, thus exposing the “squid” from the backside. The meaning of this act represents the belief that life makes no sense, or is non-sensical. It is a direct reference to and reaction of Hermann Hesse’s novel Siddhartha, where self meaning and awareness gets discovered.
When a person on a street hollered “Jesus is the way”, I pulled down my pants and flashed a “squidartha”.
by topo the mouse January 19, 2019
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Squid fuck

A very retarded 11 year old got mad at his friend and instead of saying fuck you he said “squid fuck”
by Skeen peen 69 420 October 26, 2019
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