squid testicles

When your dick is slimy, (Lube, anything really that is slimy) Generally pleasing to the girl.

I love my man, he always has squid testicles

by Gamergeneral May 13, 2016

Squid fuck

A very retarded 11 year old got mad at his friend and instead of saying fuck you he said “squid fuck”

Squid fuck

by Skeen peen 69 420 October 26, 2019

squid-inking

When in a meeting involving 3 or more parties, when one party is deliberately causing confusion, usually in order to advance their own agenda or to hide their own incompetence.

Mortimer doesn't really know what is going on, but he does not want his boss to know that, so he is squid-inking the whole meeting

by crazyhuman82 March 30, 2020

Squid Gayme

A movie about Laura from Korea who is in a game where she has to eat squid spring rolls to win 45 billion won and then she plays marbles with her aulfella

Oh just seen this new movie called squid gayme which is totally not related to the Netflix series Squid Game

by JipperORolan October 3, 2021

Squibb

A small tiff with partner/friends
Also a petty quarrel especially between friends an lovers

Ricky had a small Squibb with a friend/Gf Jessie

by Ricky2Jessie January 25, 2022

Noob Squid

1. a noob squid is a rare animal that dwells at the bottom of the sea. Its a very gelatinous creature.

2. used as an insult.

3. an awesome handshake
4. a great form of dance much like ballet

1. The noob squid is a bottom feeder much like a catfish
2. you are such a noob squid
3. Noob Squid Handshake! *High five that is not to make contact but instead is to be pulled back. The hand is to be folded in half and float away like a squid*
4. "Did you see Molly at the dance?" "Yeah she was doing the noob squid!" "That dance is awesome!"

by buzzbuzzo December 20, 2009

Szechuan Squid

When a girl gives a handjob with her fingers gripping your dick from the end of your knob down. As you are about to blow your load, she squirts Sriracha sauce on the end of your dick and you blow a mixture of spunk and sriracha sauce all over her hand, resulting in a Szechuan Squid.

My mate Jeremy got so drunk last night, he agreed to give me a Szechuan Squid

by pellius_2000 October 22, 2018