Breakfeast Squeezer

Getting a hand-job while eating breakfeast.

Last time I was in Amsterdam I had a cup of coffee, a muffin, todays newspaper and a breakfeast squeezer.

by Sean Bishop July 9, 2009

Cherry Squeeze-it

When a male anally penetrates a woman so aggressively that the skin around the anus breaks and bleeds, covering the mans penis in blood. When ready to ejaculate, the man removes his blood-covered member and ejaculates onto the womans face and breasts.

Her ass was so tight, I couldn't help but give her a cherry squeeze-it.

by TRD1437 October 21, 2010

Frame Squeezer

When someone with a shitty computer tries to get as best as they can out of their 10 year old graphics card.

"Hey that guy is a Frame Squeezer. Just look at that GTX 760."

by kooljess702 July 29, 2017

Seed n’ Squeeze

Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.

Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.

I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.

I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.

by Dick Onchin October 8, 2020

squeazle

(SKWEE-zull). verb. Ice Hockey term. When the puck slips through a goalie's pads after an initial save and crosses the goal line seemingly with a life of its own.

The puck squeazled through Antero Niitymaki to make the Buffalo-Tampa Bay game 3-0.

by wbnybo March 28, 2010

squeehawed

slightly crooked.

My crack head neighbor's teeth are squeehawed

by youramonkeybuttbirdbrain February 28, 2011

Squeedl-Eedl

Where an inanimate object grows legs and runs away, e.g you lose your phone

Your phone squeedl-eedld away

by Ib1302 August 17, 2018