Anal Squeeze

The movement of the bowels while making #2, it could also be used as an insult

Dude1:"Man my ass hurts from that anal squeeze...."

Dude2:"anal what?"

by Anal Squeeze August 12, 2009

The Squeeze-cheek

When you gotta crap so bad, you have to squeeze your buttcheeks together and take baby steps to the bathroom to keep from shitting your pants.

Dude, I was at the gym the other night and suddenly had to shit like hella bad. I had to do the squeeze-cheek to make it to the bathroom before I dumped in my shorts.

by 1SIK720 April 24, 2010

squeeze blood out of a turnip

You can't get something from a person, especailly money, that they don't have i.e. A turnip cannot be coaxed, squeezed, or cajoled into producing blood. All efforts at obtaining blood from this vegetable will be futile

He's no snitch; you'll squeeze blood out of a turnip before you get any real answers from him.

by BoogiePants October 20, 2008

Main Squeeze

its the most inportant of your many girlfriends or boyfriends, its the you like the most

man i like sarah and rachael but becca has to be my main squeeze

by rmawills October 15, 2003

suicide squeeze

Whilst banging a female you pull it out and preform a bunt which means slapping her on the face with your dick, yelling bunt, then running. After you yell bunt and run out of the room, your friend has to run in from another door (like a closet or something) and jump onto the bed in a head first dive. Have another one of your friends jump out from underneath the bed and call him safe or out. You can have additional fun by calling him out then getting into an argument about it while the girl sits there nekkid and confused.

Dude we totally pulled a suicide squeeze on Jenny from the block.

by Jason Garbo October 11, 2006

squeegie kid

the act of using a dwarf or a midget to get the last drop of cum off your penis.

I say, Jamison. Let's stop the Bentley here, and please fetch me a squeegie kid. I do believe Muffy has finished and there's a bit hanging.

by fucwad March 17, 2004

squeeze

Like your significant other, but not quite. You're not exclusive, but you care about each other a lot and probably wouldn't be totally opposed to being exclusive.

Or you have sexual relations with that person but not really an emotional relationship?

Or, I have no idea what I'm talking about and this is all shit just pouring out of my mouth.

"You must be his squeeze."

by Link the Amazing October 18, 2008