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Squanched

A word defining being defeated, usually used if any other words don't come to mind. Derived from the word Squanch from Rick and Morty. Not to be confused with the in-universe definition of Squanch.
Man, that guy got Squanched. Get Squanched, loser.
by AzzyJazzy29 February 4, 2024
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squanchmaxxing

Becoming a God and maxxing out ones abilities in the act of masturbation while hanging oneself.
Example 1.
"Hey dude, did you hear that Name died while squanching??"
"Yeah man! I heard he was squanchmaxxing so he could show off and rizz his Discord E-Kittens"

Example 2.
To get better at squanching, you need to devote yourself to squanchmaxxing so you can become a God.
by squidelish June 16, 2024
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Squinching

Verb: The action of lubricating one’s finger with lubricant, lotion and/or a condiment (ie. Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, etc.), pulling one’s butt cheek aside with the non lubricated hand; while pinching and tugging the poop out of one’s anal cavity, providing immediate gratification and release of bowels.
Dude! I haven’t pooped in eight days! I’m on a squinching streak bro!
by Marqueef2024 July 9, 2024
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Squinch

Squinch (adj) is used to describe something weird looking or something squishy. You can basically use it to describe anything
by Snooberty goobert March 8, 2024
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Squinch

You just need a squinch of paint.
by icecoldsunlight May 9, 2025
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Squanch

Bro that’s not Squench, that’s SQUANCH
by A. Covington June 12, 2025
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Squinch

When you playing Overwatch and you say "Mercy may I have a squinch of healing"
by Skenger2 September 15, 2025
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