Spock Shocker

Putting your index and middle fingers together and your ring finger and pinkie fingers together and insterting the first pair into the vagina and the second into the anus.

I gave Betty a spock shocker

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

spooker

a dead hooker

Diane: "You can't spend your money from the grave, Dave."

Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"

Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"

Dave: "No, spookers."

Diane: "What are spookers?"

Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"

by connorsji January 22, 2010

C shocker

The C shocker is a very magical sex thingy... Obviously you know what "the shocker" is, two in the pink one in the stink, etc. The C shocker is 3 steps:
1) Insert thumb in anus and index,& middle finger in vagina.
2) Hook fingers
3) Vibrate like crazy with that arm, creating great sensational feeling to female.

Ahhh shit nigga I gave my bitch the C shocker and she squealed like a fucking pig.

by Baby C-shock May 8, 2004

male shocker

the reverse female shocker - one in the dink and two in the stink (the pinky finger goes in the penis hole and the index and the middle finger penetrate the anus)

Danny was acting up at work so Rich hit him with a male shocker to smarten him up.

by Justin Beaver August 16, 2009

spackered

So wasted on alcohol or drugs that you are functioning at the level of that of a spacker

My god you were so fucking spackered last night.

by markymoo72 December 15, 2008

Spacker Wagon

A vehicle used primarily for transporting window lickers, mongs, spazmatrons and cripples

'Get in my spacker wagon young crippled boy'

by Mrs Pip September 21, 2009

texas shocker

2 in the pink 1 in the stink!

I'm gonna use you like a bowling ball and give you a texas shocker.

by stinkypinky86 July 4, 2009