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yogurt splatter 

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy
I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night

ball splatter 

The fluid expelled by an after sex queef as the penis is pulled out causing the fluids inside to be splattered on the man's balls.
Vigorous sex left him with "ball splatter." She giggled.......
ball splatter by SkippysPad October 30, 2015

Poo Splatter 

The act of having to much Taco Bell and Starbucks and suddenly getting a rush of severe diarrhea running down the hall with it exploding out of your butthole like brown fireworks. Causing everyone it hits to turn into zombie grandmas.
"OMG move, I am going to poo splatter everywhere!" -linda

Clatter-splatter 

The act of watching the Night King death scene whilst masturbating.
*watches last scene of season 8 episode 3 of Game of Thrones*
Guys I'm gonna need about 20 minutes alone to rewatch that and get in a quick clatter-splatter.

Biden splatter 

When your dog has diarrhea and it sounds exactly like Joe biden speaking
My dog has had biden splatter so long that people are lining up outside my house for a handout
Biden splatter by I need likes March 11, 2022

Steinberg splatter 

The Steinberg Splatter
When, in an alley, tent or abandoned structure, a feral human’s colonic orifice relaxes releasing a spattering of used food, probably obtained from a dumpster, onto the sleeping body of another feral human.
Whoever steinberg splattered that dude must have found some chipotle in the dumpster cause that shit has some corn in it.