spare dick

To feel stupid for doing something that is, in all honesty, stupid.

"I felt like a right spare dick when I dropped a tennar in the park bin and had to hoke around to get it out."
"Yes you did indeed look like a twat"

by JammyBambi April 6, 2006

splade

A penis that can be any size but it is pointed at the end making a kind of knife shape...

Jackson has a splade!

by Gage Cameron February 8, 2007

splart

The act a farting a bubble of sperm and lubrication after anal sex.

The splart bubble glistened in the moonlight after the glorious night of ass sex.

by sea pocket December 31, 2009

speared

Fucked up....aka: stoned, drunk, buzzed, whatever the fuck you want.

Dude I'm so fucking speared off this rose hookah....

by Mike, Kelly, Blake, Brandon September 22, 2005

Splart

A fart caused by the bowel loosening act of smoking a marijuana and tobacco cigarette (Spliff).

Oh man, after I took a hit of that spliff, I just had to let out a splart.

by ILIKECHEEEESE July 11, 2012

Spare Tyre

the definition of spare tyre - when the female or male uses the female or male when either are feeling down. ( for example, when the tyres flat on a vehicle, you only use it when you need to ).

or - the person uses one another when he or she only needs or wants something

she's treating me like a spare tyre

by eshay1na April 16, 2011

splar

Beer. Another name for a bottle of beer. Must be used with "cold, yet refreshing" in front of it.
Origin - Northern New Jersey.

1. I'm heading to the fridge, does anyone need a cold, yet refreshing splar?

2. What a day. I can't wait to go home and drink a cold, yet refreshing splar.

by Zitty McGee March 30, 2004