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Salard. sal-lahrd noun. A salad that has ceased to be healthy after applying fat-laden toppings.
"After I put bacon bits, cheese, and a half a cup of ranch on my lettuce, I indulged in the best salard that ever existed. Now I need a nap."
Salard by arfawesome January 10, 2014
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splart splarf splarge Splarch splargin splark Splarsh splar splare splarg
There goes Salar .
If you want to win a fight call him; he's Salar.
SALAR by anonymous_who? October 8, 2021
Acronym for Steroid, Lasix, Antibiotics Responsive Condition. Medical joke that is used when diagnosis is not certain.
I don't don't know what she has exactly, must be some kind of SLARC.
SLARC by Dr. Pavlo October 2, 2017
When you try to fart and end up shitting, farting and splooging all at once.
I tried to silently pass a fart in the supermarket. I coughed and ended up shplarting. Clean up on isle 5.
Shplart by The King Chode Miester October 19, 2013
A measure of wine.

When the bartender asks your lady friend if she would like a small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.
gentleman "a pint for me and a dry white wine for the lady please"

bartender "small or large miss?"

lady friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"

gentleman under his breath "bloody lush"
Slarge by lord tulli June 8, 2013

salary bukake 

An employee who continually goes above and beyond the call of duty. One whom prefers the company of management over his or her own co workers. One who will engage in intense brown nosing and ultimately engross themselves in abnormal sexual acts to pleasure their superiors.
There He goes again, Back at the Salary Bukake!
salary bukake by MT9 February 10, 2018