The one chance for those of us who are... relationship impaired... to finally get some attention at a wedding.
Bob: Wow, Ali's really good at wedding speeches.
Sally: I know right! It's a wonder she's never had her own wedding!
Sally: I know right! It's a wonder she's never had her own wedding!
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Confused Millennial starts autistic screeching: "THAT'S HATE SPEECH!!!!
Confused Millennial starts autistic screeching: "THAT'S HATE SPEECH!!!!
by Arohk UD April 12, 2018
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The reason why that mostly 95% of the internet community are retarded, could barely type coherantly, or submit poor or completely irrelevant definitions to UrbanDictionary.com, thus transforming this site into a rudimentary flamefest.
When I typed in the definition of "gay" in the search box, I found results submitted by forum geeks defining the newest "n00b" who posted something in their "l33t" forum. Free speech on the web has gone too far!
by Chang Tan February 13, 2004
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derived from the series supernatural s.6 e.10
derived from the series supernatural s.6 e.10
Dean Winchester: Hmm. So, dangerous mission tomorrow. Guess it's time to eat, drink and, you know, make merry.
Jo Harvelle: Are you giving me the Last Night on Earth Speech?
Jo Harvelle: Are you giving me the Last Night on Earth Speech?
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Get the superchachi mug.A large wooden chest completely filled with a lifetimes worth of one mans semen. A long and lengthy process that takes dedication, however the spermchestarian reeps the benefits when viewing all of his man juice in one single contained chest. It is healthier to keep ones sperm chest in a frozen environment like your fridge freezer, may need to be consulted with the owner of the fridge freezer as it can be a surprising situation seeing a seeping chest of sperm in place of your favourite frozen oven chips.
Can often be mistaken for the act when a man ejaculates so vicously into his woman that the sperm infact tears through the womb area and enters the lungs, thus creating a living sperm chest.
Can often be mistaken for the act when a man ejaculates so vicously into his woman that the sperm infact tears through the womb area and enters the lungs, thus creating a living sperm chest.
Come mary, view my spermchest.
There is no action a man will take when his spermchest is stolen.
That joshua's a fishy bastard, he likes to make love to his sperm chest and not in a collective way.
i could manweld an entire army with the amount of sperm held in my sperm chest.
Early pubesant benedict has been adding to his sperm chest from the tender age of 8.
You are a spermchest - a phrase only promoted to the highest of high.
There is no action a man will take when his spermchest is stolen.
That joshua's a fishy bastard, he likes to make love to his sperm chest and not in a collective way.
i could manweld an entire army with the amount of sperm held in my sperm chest.
Early pubesant benedict has been adding to his sperm chest from the tender age of 8.
You are a spermchest - a phrase only promoted to the highest of high.
by Joseph Patrick Mortell December 9, 2008
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