Slinkyringtail

A dubious creature of human origin, typically identified by an inexplicable knack for causing minor chaos and leaving behind an aura of bewilderment, much like a slinky falling downstairs—endlessly amusing yet utterly pointless. Often equipped with an attitude that loops back on itself, resembling a ringtail, spiralling from smug superiority to baffling idiocy in record time.

Jack strutted into the pub, spouting off his conspiracy theories about pigeons being government spies—what a proper slinkyringtail. By the end of the night, he’d managed to offend a nun, lose his trousers, and still claimed he’d won the argument.

by AuntieBastard May 2, 2025

slinkyjerking

when you fart on a smelly hairy nigga dick till it pees and the kidney stone shoots out like a cannonball. the kidney stone is then put in a rotting raccoon carcass until it forms a different entity that kills all niggers

nigger slinkyjerking

by goonshitter2 December 13, 2025

European Slinky

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.

John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.

by Lev Sportsinterviews February 16, 2012

beef slinky

A ridiculously stretchy penis and/or the foreskin of said penis.

Example:

Lorie: Jesus I heard CJ has a thing for eating mad beef slinky

Dani: Yeah I bet she horks those things down like fucking candy

by Mr.Twang July 13, 2014

Mud Slinky

A pooper, a butthole.

Damn Brad, look at the ass on Sammy, I’m sure gonna try to get in that mud slinky tonight.

by Your a neuron February 26, 2020

The slinky

When you put a slinky around a pocket pussy and put duck tape around the top so you can have extra spring to your orgasm

Damn I was so lonely last night I had to use The slinky. Shit hit right

by Auzziegie February 16, 2021

brown slinky

when theres just a fat shit log dangling out your ass, but you dont have the physical strength necessary to push it the rest of the way out so its just kinda hangin there

"im shitting at work"
"is it just hanging out of your ass rn"
"brown slinky"

by cunt7654565456543456 July 30, 2022