usually done by a maori. they will take your shoes, or any white persons shoes, then either deface them and wear them, or deface them only to return them later, where you will most probably not want to wear them.
"a shoe thief stole my shoes and put blue vivid dots round the edges...i dont wear them anymore"
"that sucks"
"that sucks"
by dope_uffie December 19, 2007
Get the shoe thief mug.The Shoe Event Horizon is an economic theory that draws a correlation between the level of economic (and emotional) depression of a society and the number of shoe shops the society has.
The theory is summarized as such: as a society sinks into depression, the people of the society need to cheer themselves up by buying themselves gifts. This is usually done through the purchase of shoes. As more money is spent on shoes, more shoe shops are built, and the quality of the shoes begins to diminish. This makes people buy more shoes.
The above turns into a vicious cycle, the end result being that other industries begin to falter.
Eventually the titular Shoe Event Horizon is reached, where the only type of store economically viable to build is a shoe shop. At this point, society ceases to function, and the economy collapses, sending a world into ruin.
The theory is summarized as such: as a society sinks into depression, the people of the society need to cheer themselves up by buying themselves gifts. This is usually done through the purchase of shoes. As more money is spent on shoes, more shoe shops are built, and the quality of the shoes begins to diminish. This makes people buy more shoes.
The above turns into a vicious cycle, the end result being that other industries begin to falter.
Eventually the titular Shoe Event Horizon is reached, where the only type of store economically viable to build is a shoe shop. At this point, society ceases to function, and the economy collapses, sending a world into ruin.
The population of the planet Brontitall was forced to evolve into bird-like creatures in order to survive the result of the shoe event horizon.
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Lower middle class persons who day trip to the Jersey Shore. The origin of "shoe bee" goes back to the 1930's when day trippers from Philly would come down to the shore and carry their lunch in shoe boxes, as was common practice at the time
by Peter99 August 8, 2005
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Get the shoe size mug.A word for someone who sneaks into bedrooms at night and sniffs and/or steals shoes. They are not the same as shoe stalkers, but are very close. They are often non-violent. Apparently very popular in Cambridge, England.
by Laura PC March 12, 2007
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1. the act of using one's thumb to assist in the insertion of a flaccid penis into a butthole.
2. East Portland Hipper than You-ing, except with a flaccid penis and a willing, non-hipster partner.
1. the act of using one's thumb to assist in the insertion of a flaccid penis into a butthole.
2. East Portland Hipper than You-ing, except with a flaccid penis and a willing, non-hipster partner.
James: Hey man, how was your night?
Paul: Well I had a little whiskey dick, so I had to start off with the Cincinnati Shoe Horn, but it got the job done.
James: Gross man.
Paul: Well I had a little whiskey dick, so I had to start off with the Cincinnati Shoe Horn, but it got the job done.
James: Gross man.
by NW PDXer January 10, 2012
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Shoe is also used for protecting feet and walking. There are many versions of shoe: boot, sandal, sneaker, flip-flop etc. Shoes always come in pairs.
Shoe is also used for protecting feet and walking. There are many versions of shoe: boot, sandal, sneaker, flip-flop etc. Shoes always come in pairs.
by Frosty The Wise January 8, 2009
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