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shoe thief

usually done by a maori. they will take your shoes, or any white persons shoes, then either deface them and wear them, or deface them only to return them later, where you will most probably not want to wear them.
"a shoe thief stole my shoes and put blue vivid dots round the edges...i dont wear them anymore"
"that sucks"
by dope_uffie December 19, 2007
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Shoe event horizon

The Shoe Event Horizon is an economic theory that draws a correlation between the level of economic (and emotional) depression of a society and the number of shoe shops the society has.

The theory is summarized as such: as a society sinks into depression, the people of the society need to cheer themselves up by buying themselves gifts. This is usually done through the purchase of shoes. As more money is spent on shoes, more shoe shops are built, and the quality of the shoes begins to diminish. This makes people buy more shoes.

The above turns into a vicious cycle, the end result being that other industries begin to falter.

Eventually the titular Shoe Event Horizon is reached, where the only type of store economically viable to build is a shoe shop. At this point, society ceases to function, and the economy collapses, sending a world into ruin.
The population of the planet Brontitall was forced to evolve into bird-like creatures in order to survive the result of the shoe event horizon.
by Kakapo March 27, 2009
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shoe bee

Lower middle class persons who day trip to the Jersey Shore. The origin of "shoe bee" goes back to the 1930's when day trippers from Philly would come down to the shore and carry their lunch in shoe boxes, as was common practice at the time
I'm glad to be here in Brigantine on a Tuesday since there are no shoe bees around.
by Peter99 August 8, 2005
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shoe size

euphemistic term for penis length
What's his shoe size?
9 wide!
by Roody September 7, 2005
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shoeblag

A word for someone who sneaks into bedrooms at night and sniffs and/or steals shoes. They are not the same as shoe stalkers, but are very close. They are often non-violent. Apparently very popular in Cambridge, England.
Oi! That shoeblag just ran out of my bedroom!
by Laura PC March 12, 2007
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Cincinnati Shoe Horn

Flaccid penis + stubborn butthole + a thumb = Cincinnati Shoehorn.

1. the act of using one's thumb to assist in the insertion of a flaccid penis into a butthole.

2. East Portland Hipper than You-ing, except with a flaccid penis and a willing, non-hipster partner.
James: Hey man, how was your night?

Paul: Well I had a little whiskey dick, so I had to start off with the Cincinnati Shoe Horn, but it got the job done.

James: Gross man.
by NW PDXer January 10, 2012
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shoe

An Superior Iraqi weapon, only used 2 times yet. Deals double damage against Americans.

Shoe is also used for protecting feet and walking. There are many versions of shoe: boot, sandal, sneaker, flip-flop etc. Shoes always come in pairs.
2 shoes thrown at President Bush during press conference in Iraq.

Now shoes are 20% cheaper!
by Frosty The Wise January 8, 2009
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