skype-bag

dangling one's male genitalia in front of the computer camera while skyping

I thought Bill had left the room, until he skype-bagged me.

by PosterNutBag86 July 19, 2012

Skypaholic

People who drink together while skyping others in order to not drink alone (which, or course makes you an alcoholic).

"You are a Skypaholic, currently." (as said to my by a friend while drinking on Skype.)

by stryfe August 15, 2012

Skype-Beers

A Skype-Beers is when you video conference your friends on Skype and everyone on the call drink beers.

I did a Skype-Beers with my buddies yesterday.

by Gamleur84 October 30, 2013

skype gf

A woman that you met on skype, who likes you for your personality as well as your ability to sext her like a pro.

"I can't come over to your house, I just got this skype gf to talk to."

"My skype gf is driving me nuts, she always wants to sext but I'm running out of material."

by MysteryMan96700 January 8, 2014

Skype Starfish

A skype starfish is a person who makes an offer to engage in mutual masturbation while on Skype but fails to meaningfully participate.

You can watch me bathe but I'm going to Skype starfish if you start wanking it.

by Puppy&Paru May 2, 2014

Skype Assassination

Joining a friend's (Or enemy's) group Skype call, just to burn and humiliate them, then leaving.

Guy1: So what did you do last night?
Guy2: Oh I just did a Skype Assassination on Joe.
Guy1: Lol what did you say?
Guy2: I told everyone that Joe used to piss himself till he was 15.
Guy1: Dude that is harsh but hilarious.

by Some_Guy_Called_Monti May 8, 2015

Skype Syndrome

When a piece of software (or hardware) craps itself for no discernible reason at all.

WhatsApp had Skype Syndrome this weekend, I just couldn't send any messages!

by gmemstr April 11, 2016