Screaming Snowman

When a girl is giving a guy head, stops in the middle and pours a large quantity of salt on his dick

sally totally gave bob a screaming snowman last night

by haha gotchya! April 5, 2009

Snowman

While fucking a girl from behind, stick a carrot in her ass.

We were doing it doggy style, and I gave her the Snowman.

by Narkolepse February 24, 2009

snowman-able

Enough snow for you to make a snowman

This snow is very snowman-able...lets make a snowman!

by NO NAME FOUND December 28, 2005

Frosty Snowman

Ejaculate on a girl in an even pattern to give the appearance of frosting, then shit on the chest and stomach in a button pattern and punch her in the nose so it enlarges and turns orange like a carrot.

The slutty girl wouldn't stop mouthing off so I took her back to my room and gave her the ol' Frosty Snowman.

by zz Jack the Ripper zz March 27, 2010

shoeman

a) A middle aged male failure who sells women's shoes and supports a family via a minimum wage income.

b) A man who frequently reminisces about his high school rectitude or notoriety.

Al Bundy is a shoeman.

by Patrick Kelleher April 9, 2004

Snowman

3 or more giant snowballs put on top of each other forming a humanoid shape. Nothing sexual at all! ----(><)----------------
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Look at frosty, he's a snowman!

by gps93 November 13, 2011

cadet snowman

A cadet snowman is a snow sculpture that wears a cadet cap, and has a banana and two plums for its cock & balls and a baseball catcher's mitt for an asshole.

It's snowing! -- Matt and I are going to make a cadet snowman!

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021