the Franklin Shocker

When two or more girls are scissoring (Rubbing their vagina's together in a manor that resembles scissors) preferable with full bush's and then touch something metal. The static electricity formed from their muffs bumping uglys, shocks the person that touches the metal object.

see also The Shocking scissors

"Hey look we both have huge bushes! Lets scissor and then both grab a door knob, preforming the Franklin Shocker"!

by Thick Pants October 21, 2010

Shock the Puss

Attaching a dog shock collar to the exterior nasty parts of the female vagina (usually with tape) and proceding to shock her for entertainment value. The act was originated and made popular by the "Bubba the Love Sponge" radio show from Tampa, FL now on Sirius Sattelite Radio.

BTLS- "Today we have a good show for you we got Maddy Yokum comin in at 3 and later we'll have the cheetah girls in and we'll shock the puss"

by John Gladney August 25, 2006

Vulcan Shocker

Somewhat like the original wordshocker/word (two in the pink, one in the stink) except for your hand utilizes all fingers (except the thumb) in the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" sign. Therfore changing it to "two in the pink, _two_ in the stink."

John's girlfriend liked the Vulcan shocker so much, she wouldn't let him do the original anymore.

by glenitals.com March 12, 2003

Shockey

The father of all Bullshit

Jai Eazy: 'That's Bullshit Shockey'

by Prokiller_226 April 24, 2010

pussy shocked

When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman.

Dude Benny why are you being such a pansy?
I think im pussy shocked.

by Brian_D December 18, 2007

static shock

A great show on Cartoon Network.

Superhero static shock whoop whoop!

by stewfoo January 8, 2005

Culture Shock

The shock of moving from one culture to another often associated with laws, traditions, food, music and general lifestyle choices.

Guy 1: Dude, American beer is so gassy it just makes me feel bloated.
Guy 2: I hear European beer is better, with added hops or something.
Guy 1: Just adding to the culture shock.

by Highlander. February 8, 2010