The Desi spell

When you meet a girl named Desi and you become completely infatuated with her, you can’t sleep, you can’t think about anything else except her and you fantasize about her butt all day.

The Desi spell is real.

by Ndizme July 21, 2023

Don’t sell your bread to a baker

This quote is derived from the Arabic old saying: لا تبيع خبزك على خباز. It’s used as an expression of wisdom and knowledge when said by you. Yet, when said to you it’s a warning that means you’ve been caught.

I know you’ve been smoking son. Don’t sell your bread to a baker, I’ve been where you at before.

by Huss22x December 5, 2021

If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot

Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.

Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”

by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019

Dry Spell

One's life is in critical danger after certain amount of time of not having sex.

1. Adam's dry spell has caused him to put his life in jeopardy and isn't thinking with his right head.

2. Melissa's social life is in dry spell danger because she just drunkenly hooked up with that douche in front of everyone.

3. If you don't help me end this dry spell right now, I could die, and you'll be held responsible.

4. This dry spell has put my life is in peril because my head between my legs and going to self cumbust.

by Avtar Ji May 19, 2017

do a smell

An expression to use when you are going to the bathroom to leave behind bad smelling exriments from your anus.

Excuse me please, i'll go to do a smell.

by Ole Didrik March 31, 2007

don't ask don't smell

Something you can say after expelling some noisome bodily gas, fluid or solid in the presence of others.

“Pee-yoo! Who did that?”
“Don't ask don't smell.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 25, 2010

darcy smell

a very fine smell emitted by the dolphin skin like vagina of one darcenator

eric, does that (darcy smell) smell familiar?

by tim May 5, 2004