shart

Shart- To try to fart, but u shit instead

Bill sharted in his pants

by Tabasco Sauce September 13, 2005

shart

Is when you fart and shit in your pants at the same time! =

Damn!Shart on me!Shart on my chest!Shart all over!Yea baby!

by Ellie and Liz February 11, 2007

shart

When one attempts to fart, but a little poo comes out. An inadvertant shit masked as a fart.

Devon was embarrased because she sharted on the bus.

by Nick April 19, 2005

shart

the act of farting and shiting at the same time

as justin sharted he said, "o shit rick a piece of corn just fell out of my trousers, ill let you pick that up later."

by donttestmyshart July 5, 2009

shart

When a gaseus emition becomes a solid one...

AKA a 'follow-thru'

OMG, I think i just sharted!!

by eightball August 3, 2004

sharted

Basically, to follow through with either a solid or liquid excretion after a bout an episode of flatulence

Phillip Seymour Hoffman's character in Along Came Polly comes out with the line "Hey Dude, we have to go! I just sharted"
To which he adds "I farted and a little shit came out!"

by Gene Pool September 13, 2008

sharted

When shit comes out instead of a fart... This can have rather disasterous concequences...

"Dude, we gotta go!"

"Why man? Jordan started hitting on me!"

"Coz I just sharted!!!"

by Phil MiHole March 3, 2004