Jeff Session

A gathering of people smoking pot. First originated from the show Disjointed on Netflix.

I got some good pot here, are you up for a JEFF SESSION?

by Chris Watch January 12, 2018

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Joint Session

A.K.A. a joint session of congress; when two or more of you are gthered in the name of acheiving an optimum buzz.
When 2 or more are getting high.

Wht don't you guys come in the house, where we can have a joint session (of congress) ?

by shomesomethin July 14, 2010

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Bang Session

The production of music with a blunt object by banging the object on a loud doodad during a particular event.

She and I had a rather nice bang session at the parade.

by BangSession November 11, 2014

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Balti Session

When a group of guys make a circle around a balti(bucket) and jerk off into it.

Hey guys lets go to mukhs, hes having a balti session

by m1234s March 9, 2015

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Extremely vigorous and repeated acts of sexual conquest that are generally fueled by some combination of rage, pent up aggression, Red Bull and/or the White Horse. Definitively more forceful and aggressive than just banging, slamming, or plowing, a power session is multiple acts of sexual mastery generally leading to legendary status for the individual.

Jimmy: Yo, did you hear all that noise coming out of that room down the hall? Sounds like a bear was let loose.

Bobby: Yea, that’s just some dude giving his chick a power session.

by davidgilmorinoregon June 8, 2015

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Cringe Session

A session, moment, or any interval of time of time (usually before you sleep) in which you recall embarrassing and cringe-worthy memories from your past that usually make you say "Ugh, why the fuck did I do that?"

Was trying to sleep last night but ended up going through an hour long cringe session. Was fucking brutal.

by stupiddude333 October 27, 2015

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