Jeff Session

A gathering of people smoking pot. First originated from the show Disjointed on Netflix.

I got some good pot here, are you up for a JEFF SESSION?

by Chris Watch January 13, 2018

Cringe Session

A session, moment, or any interval of time of time (usually before you sleep) in which you recall embarrassing and cringe-worthy memories from your past that usually make you say "Ugh, why the fuck did I do that?"

Was trying to sleep last night but ended up going through an hour long cringe session. Was fucking brutal.

by stupiddude333 September 14, 2015

Jennifer Sessions

Beautiful Queen butterfly unicorn goddess

"How are you feelin today?" "I feel like Jennifer Sessions" "woah I wish I felt that good"

by KamyKool December 14, 2017

Joint Session

A.K.A. a joint session of congress; when two or more of you are gthered in the name of acheiving an optimum buzz.
When 2 or more are getting high.

Wht don't you guys come in the house, where we can have a joint session (of congress) ?

by shomesomethin July 14, 2010

pleasure session

The squeezing, Rubbing and sucking of female breasts

Last night i had an orgasm because my man gave me a pleasure session

by Mama_Pringles890 July 01, 2017

clout session

when an individual(s) come together to increase their clout (popularity; social influence)

yo this finna be a clout sesh
hey why tf was i not invited to that clout session im trynna boost my clout up.

by Dr. Clout August 12, 2017

Sob Session

Essentially crying.

Spending a period of time/session on crying

When I person is sad they might have a sob session

Person A: I feel really bummed out atm

Person B: watch some cry porn, it will give you a sob session

by Eloquent Puma May 15, 2018