scumpasexual

Your name is most likely Luis
You are sexually attracted to douchebags and jocks
You have a foot fetish

Luis is a scumpasexual

by Listy September 26, 2023

Illinois Stumpy Stew

Two nuggets molest each other violently with a vast array of vegetables in a hot tub.

"Found this kinky skank on tinder so I get to have me an Illinois Stumpy Stew tomorrow"

by TheRealFuhrer October 17, 2014

Bunt Scump

A bunt scump is when you and a friend go for a high 5 OR a fist bump but the other person misinterprets it and does the opposite greeting and halfway through, you both switch and someone ends up with their hand wrapped around someone’s fist. A regular scump is when it happens but without either person switching.

Man, I thought James was going for a high 5 but I threw a fist bump and switched it at the last second but alas, James switched his hand to a fist and I ended up just grabbing his fist. We really did a bunt scump out in public.

by Anthem was bad January 9, 2023

scumpany

a company that is viewed by the public as having scummy ways.

John Paul DuZines Tiger Designs is a massive scumpany.
Why?
They made me pay for $80 for 60g overweight handlugage.
Scumpany.
Mass scump!

by PW11LY February 13, 2010

Scummy Bears

A variation of the popular 'Gummy Bear' sweets.
Scummy Bears are usually covered in fluff/dust/dirt after having been dropped on the floor or left in a pocket for a few weeks/months etc

A Gummy Bear sweet that is found by surprise down the side of the sofa/under the bed etc generally inedible except to those strange few who claim the mould adds to the flavour...

Boy: Would you like a gummy bear?

Girl: Yeah, thanks... Hey! this is a scummy bear! it's covered in fluff and missing an ear!!

Boy: ...I found it on the floor


TV Advertisement: 'Scummy Bears! Now with 25% more fluff!'

by BekkaBecca! March 27, 2009

Scumper

A Scumbag who wants to take all your money or belongings.

That Scumper jabbed me for 1 million Rupiah at the currency exchange.

by Bali Cat July 5, 2012

scumple

a dumb person who is worst then scum because they are a scummy apple

"that cody is a scumple!"
"a what??"
" A SCUMMY APPLE!"

by laura warn June 13, 2008