Schmidget

(n); A midget, usually with a snarling and angry temper, sometimes refers to goblins as well; Someone who is hated by all becuase they are mormon

Wink was attacked by a schmidget after he refused to give it some candy; Flint is a schimdget

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

Shmiggity

Slang for cigarette. When you are out of cigarettes and you need to bum one off of someone, call it a shmiggity and they will be more likely ot give you one.

"Hey can I get a shmiggity," said the drunk beach bum, pointing at his friend's pack of cigarettes.

by werfth July 28, 2004

schnigglepuffs

Oh fuck YO mamma, you shit-eating cocksucker. You can eat shit and die you fucking good-for-nothing piece of shit. I am fucking serious when I say burn in Hell, you fucking ass-spelonker. Suck my cock FUCKER.
-Your mom has fices in her vagina-


- P.P.S. is for fags

IF I wanted to do your mom, it would be as easy as schnigglepuffs.

by Travis March 14, 2005

Schwiggity Schwiggity Schwag

Used as a greeting to a friend.

Yo Jeff! Schwiggity Schwiggity Schwag!

by Burt McGee April 11, 2003

schmiggle schmat to the face

When one takes a penis into the mouth in a rythmic motion back and forth then schmacks (smacks) one in the face with the aforementioned penis. Cuming in the hair is optional.

Last night I got a schmiggle schmat to the face, and it resulted in a burgundy! I was so pissed!

by Jessimakhanaka Margameateater September 5, 2010

schnigglepuffs

Tyler, it is spelled schnigglepuffs, not schigglepuffs. As in: That test was as easy as schnigglepuffs.

Punching through that window was as easy as schnigglepuffs.
-or-
Getting your mom in bed was as easy as schnigglepuffs.

by Travis March 11, 2005

Schniggit

Also known as barbecue sauce. Very tasty.

“You like ketchup? Oh well...FUCK you schniggit sauce is best sauce, PERIODT

by andopando March 27, 2020