Schmiggie 

Commonly found around the mouth, nose or eyes - however there are more recorded cases of it appearing around the cheeks and occasionally being discovered on or around the forehead.

True & caring friends will tell you that you have 'schmiggie' on your face. This is a lot more helpful, and a much more discreet, way of letting you know that when you turned your back and blew your nose into your hankie, you actually left a piece of green and yellow snot sitting on your chin. Of course they could have laughed and said out aloud that your wearing your own snot, but true friends will call it 'schmiggie' and not embarrass you by bringing attention to what is really sitting on your face.

Schmiggie - The one word which, as soon as its said, makes you frantically begin rubbing and wiping your face all over in order to eradicate any particles of left over rice from lunch, strands of eye gunk which leaked and dried down your nose... or even a bit of chunky spit you excitedly spat out onto your bottom lip while you were getting carried away explaining your character on World of Warcraft. '.

"Dave...mate...just quietly, you've got a bit of schmiggie on your chin".

Erin - "Okay Holly, before we get out of this car I thought I'd point out that you have got some schmiggie here *points to corner of mouth*"

Holly - "Shit, that was lucky...I would have walked around the whole shopping centre and not realised that I had wheetbix still stuck to my mouth - Thanks Erin!"

Schmiggie by tellmeifIhaveschmiggiepls April 10, 2010

schmingle 

The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.

I need to go to the happy hour after work to schmingle with the yuppies.

schmingle by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008

Schmilkies 

A term making reference to the female breast or more commonly known as tits.

Random Guy: "Hey take off your shirt so we can see your schmilkies"

Random Guy in Jerry Springer audience: " Hey Jerry..can we see that midgets schmilkies one more again?"(Actual Quote)

Schmilkies by Poontang Clan May 19, 2008

Schmigglet 

A half howler. 16oz container used to fill with mead.

First used at Arktos Meadery in Grand Rapids, Michigan

Could you please fill my schmigglet with mead?

Schmigglet by Kodiak Krusader August 9, 2017

Schiggenbörger 

Schiggenbörger is a philosophical construct to those enjoying their late night drink. Similar to religions, one might encounter the Schiggenbörger late at night in a dark alley, as an angelic projection.

Mostly encountered after too many drinks.

We went for some Schiggenbörger yesterday, we had a great night!

Schiggenbörger by Die Gebrüder Schiggenbörger November 11, 2022

Schmiggerbloben 

A word you use when you don't know the word you are looking for.

where did i put my Schmiggerbloben?

Schmiggerbloben by TPW 21418 September 5, 2011

Schmingit 

A greedy little goblin trying to steal your gold.

"No don't steal my gold Schmingit!" Said the wealthy king.

Schmingit by Amogusboy09877 September 1, 2023