Schlemortz

One who is classified as an idiot or something worse. Usually used as a playful joke between friends but can equally used to insult someone.(might call someone a shlem for short)

Damn, that frat brother really is a schlemortz for only letting the whales in.

by Scooter Schlemmy September 16, 2021

Schbimble

A joking insult used to call someone an idiot or retarded. Can also be used to show you are an idiot or retard by saying the word by itself in a group of people.

“Schbimble” “You schbimble looking ass”

by Inspire45 July 9, 2022

Schlemigan

Schlemigan

(“Sh-le-m-i-gan”)

Noun

Definition: Someone who offers rude opinions on a subject without contributing anything of their own for comparison.

“Hey dude I got a 75% on the geometry test!”

“Bro you’re beyond stupid.”

“Well what did you get?”

“I’m not telling you.”

“Whatever, Schlemigan.”

by Papaya Milk October 30, 2023

She Schlicks September

Every September women must masturbate to their fullest potential. Increasing every day beating their personal record.

She Schlicks September is about living to the fullest.
Hey girl are you participating in She Schlicks September?
No I can’t last September I burnt my coochie from doing it too much.

by Sandyman November 2, 2021

Schlicky

Adj.: When your balls stick to your thighs. This is normally very irritating for men.

I really wish i could stand up, that way I won't feel schlicky anymore.

by Jamie Moyer June 25, 2010

Schlib

A cleaner way to say SH!T

Oh, Schlib!!!

You look like schlib

by Cham94 May 18, 2011

schliem

an obnoxious odor, originating from anal dreads in a mans ass crack

doing something stupid when blacked out and then pissing/shitting yourself/bed

man, i gotta shower, im so schliem rite now.
whats that smell? its so schliem

hey, you hear what happend to brad? he got blacked out and schliem'd himself last night. kim was mad

by professor dickcheese April 5, 2008