Used on the East Coast of the U.S. to mean 100% Pure uncut caffeine powder. Commonly snorted, but can also be taken orally. Users should not take more than 1g/35 lbs of body mass.
Stranger 1: Dude, those caffeine pills did nothing for me
Stranger 2: Try snorting a gram of schneef and get back to me
Stranger 2: Try snorting a gram of schneef and get back to me
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A 'Shannon Schaefer' typically owns 123456776432 to many cats.
Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' are full blown ferp's , even though they do not appreciate the wolf man.
They do not like dirty sand boxes and rather their stuff neat and tidy.
CHRIS , CHRIS , CHRIS, LAUREN.
Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' have a best friend that could never be replaced named Lauren to.
Shannon Schaefer's also tend to have frizzy brown hair and freckles. Leg stubble does not satify them either... SHAVE WOMEN SHAVE
Wait why is a Schaefer staring at your leg?
FERP!
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