Schaeffer Academy

A private, classical christian school in Minnesota. Students that attend Schaeffer are often called Schaefferites and know each other fairly well. Schaefferites are defined by their ability to write, but not speak Latin fluently. This is considered a useless skill by most within the school. The school forces students to wear uniforms, but allows the occasional mufti (this is a highly celebrated and anticipated event) day. Students who graduate from Schaeffer will for certain know these five things:

1. The yearbook password for the computer lab

2. Every student and their cousin's name

3. The Apostle's Creed

4. Who Francis Schaeffer is

5. Notitia, Assensus, Fiducia

To reprimand students, teachers will give out demerits. This is a pointless piece of paper de- meriting the students actions. No one cares about them, well, except for a few people.

Finally, three things Schaeffer graduates will never understand are...
1. Why we can't chew gum.

2. What white rabbit really means and why we always say it...
3. Why we can't have our end of the year water fight anymore.

*Non schaefferites will often spell Schaeffer like Shaffer or schaffer...this is how you spot a wannabe.

I learned Latin at Schaeffer Academy for 6 years, and I still can't speak it!

by imonasafari September 27, 2011

pre-shaded

The way ghetto's say "preciate it"

1.) Man im hungry!
2.) Here bro have a sandwhich.
1.) Pre-shaded my guy.

by yesnonoyesyesno November 22, 2019

shade out

to leave a party or function when no one is paying attention and without saying goodbye

That party last night was so lame that I had to shade out.

by Johnny Tats December 8, 2007

Schadenfreude

In the behavioural sciences, Schadenfreude is the term for a euphoric affective state experienced in response to visual and auditory stimuli communicating others experiencing pain or suffering. The euphoric effect has been observed to be significantly elevated in females, primarily of Western origin, when the suffering is observed in males known to the test subject, with a strong correlation between the level of prior intimacy and intensity of the euphoria. Of particular note is the extreme degree to which other faculties may be impaired as the intensity of the euphoric state increases in the observer, in correlation to the increased suffering of the observed.

"In my decades long career I've never witnessed the brain's pleasure centre light up as much as it has in the divorced couple Schadenfreude cases. The most remarkable example was when a caucasian, middle class, suburban female heard her ex-husband had fallen off a roof and shattered his spine. She only heard an aural account and apparently didn't even need to witness it. The intensity of brain activity doubled when she was told he may never walk again. When she heard his children were watching and heard an account of the total humiliation he felt as they witnessed the moment of his downfall, we had to stop the experiment out of concern her brain may overheat. The fact that they were also her children witnessing a traumatic event appeared to have no attenuating effect on her response, if anything it increased."

by MalcolmTent0 May 24, 2018

Schave

Another way of spelling shave.

I schaved my legs.

by JMarieS February 21, 2009

Shade-Low Key

Shade-Low Key is to insult a person without announcing it; being discreetly disrespectful.

White Geeza: "Psst, that girl is a little bit large."

Black Mofo: "Yo, why you being so shade-low key?!"

by JB Hoopster March 28, 2015

Shade Jacking

When a person makes some ridiculous comparison on a current news topic, completely not about said topic, with the intent to take some moral high ground by referencing their agenda, or old news story, attempting to throw shade on the current topic, while high jacking the other people back to their topic.

"Everybody is so upset about a dead lion, but nobody even cares about dead babies".... Shade Jacking.

by Revilious August 31, 2015