Jew Scannelling

The act of having intercourse with your best friend's girlfriend or spouse.

As Mike walked into the room, he saw his best friend Jimmy Jew Scannelling his girl Alice.

by Doing it. July 2, 2008

Spannered

Originating from the phrase 'to throw a spanner in the works' it can be used to say something is broken, or that someone is tired. Also ised as an insult in the noun form 'spanner'.

You've spannered my life up now you spanner. Now I must get some sleep since I am spannered.

by Dr Harry Koch January 22, 2005

scunner

Chav or chavette or any other type of tosser

Guy 1: Did you see that Chav over there?
Guy 2: Yeh the scruffy bin licking scunner

by Jackamo 06 August 22, 2006

Scunner

A person of no moral background.Found drinking,smoking,unemployed on council estates in England.

Look at that dirty scunner or your girlfriend is a right scunner.

by British dave August 31, 2009

Spanner

An unusually attractive girl - one who tightens your nuts!

"Check out that spanner, i would'nt mind getting into her toolbox!"

by Dainty Lardarse March 22, 2016

Stanners

A fat idiot with a head the shape of a Tic-Tac and a brain the size of one. (And is super hard)

Hard-man Stanners is here!

by Somebody called person October 10, 2018

Scanned her bar code

Taking a picture of a girls Vagina because each one will be slightly different, like a bar code. This is normally done before sex, because the vagina is normally undecipherable after.

George Scanned her bar code!

Oh cool! Do you have a pic?

Yes I'll send it to you!

cheers!

by jefferson webber January 12, 2014