said no one ever

A phrase often used online to mock something that is generally disliked or of an unpopular opinion.

-I work at a toll booth and don't want to kill myself, said no one ever.

-Hold my fanny pack, I'm about to go fuck a woman, said no one ever.

-My life's about three things. Gettin' paid, gettin' laid, and the Dewey decimal system! Said no one ever.

by The Boho April 25, 2014

Sajidah

Sajidah is a calm girl who likes to keep her head down and study. She isn't loud and doesn't try to draw attention to herself. She isn't girly and likes studying things, that most girls wouldn't normally study, such as astronomy or engineering. Sometimes, when she feels like it, she will go that extra mile, when completing homework or assignments, just for her own self-satisfaction. She is someone who doesn't know how to act when receiving compliments but gives a lot anyway!

"Sajidah is so quiet, all she does is read in her spare time. I wish I was like her."

by 74296636337 April 20, 2019

that's what she said to you

Similar to "that's what she said", but used as a put down instead of a build up. Can also be used with a name.

"To You" ie
David: Why does that have to be so tiny!
Cooper: That's what she said to you!

"Name" ie
Cooper: You're never going to be able to hit this hole.
Sean: That's what she said to Issac
Issac: F**k you!

by thethoughtofyou February 18, 2009

That's what Al said!

1. A man who overly uses That's What She Said.

Oh my God! This project is going to take a while.

Dude! That's What Al Said!

That was legendary!

That's What Al Said!

by Uly August 1, 2012

he said she said

1)Gossip passed from one person to another before it gets to the person that is being gossiped about.

he said she said example...

1)"sherry-ann said that paul said that amy said that will said that lee-anne said that elisha said that jade said that james said he licked you out!"

"yeh well you can tell sherry-ann to tell paul to tell amy to tell will to tell lee-anne to tell elisha to tell jade that none of it's true. james is making up lies because i wouldn't dump my bf for him!"

by Elz-ox March 8, 2008

that's what he said

A statement used to draw attention to a phrase that could be interpreted as sexual innuendo. This interjection is used when someone, usually a female, unintentionally makes a sexual comment. The "he" is typically assumed to be the girl's boyfriend.

The inverse use that's what she said was made popular by the hit TV show The Office.

Scenario: Two girls are getting out of the pool and going to grab towels to dry off...

Girl 1 (while picking up towel): Wow, that's ones really wet!
Girl 2: That's what he said.

by tcufrog08 June 2, 2008

That's what she said

A term often used when a sexual inuendo could be present, often used as a retort or witty joke

"My god, its huge!"
"That's what she said."

by Paddy92 March 16, 2007