sameetjob

When a woman performs felatio on a man whilst he drops a cleveland steamer on her, in conjunction with her giving birth (not necessarily to the baby of the man receiving the sameetjob) to a child.

-"Yo, dat bitch gave me a sameetjob in da hospital yesterday."
-"Was it your child?"
-"I dunno...who gives a shit? It's still a sameetjob!"

by Ramakrish March 23, 2007

Same Dog Washed

Two alternatives meaning the same thing.

Daz: I cant decide if I should wear my Pink Floyd or Dire Straits T-Shirt this Friday night.

Shaz: You'll look a cunt either way mate, "same dog washed".

by shazthered May 30, 2018

Same head

same head is slang for a person with Down syndrome, on account of all their heads appearing to be the same.

“Oh, here we go again Robbie, look at the state of these same head cunts.”

Or~

“Why, I say Robbie don’t those two spastics appear to have the same head.

“Yes Ollie, they are same heads.”

by Hairyswan August 3, 2018

Same shit, bigger pile

Used to infer that life hasn't changed much, except to get slightly worse.

"How's it going, Joe?"
"Same shit, bigger pile. You?"

by DaHolmes February 22, 2023

Samah

A person who will always will be there for you no matter what.a person who you can be yourself with.a person who you can tell and they will listen and understand what the other person is talking about.samah is a person who will love you for the way you are

She looks like a samah

by Unicorn for life 36 July 12, 2018

Safehouse

A place you go to get away from danger. Preferably in war or war games. Safehouses are especially good if re-enforced.

Me and my cousin were playing Boxhead and we decided to make a safehouse.

by Matt-24 March 22, 2008

sameemed

Verb. Pronounced: Sah^-meem-d

To exagerate a story by approximately 33% for the entertainment of the storyteller.

he totally sameemed it when he told me he made out with three girls last night.

Dean Cain killed himself last night? Stop sameeming that shit!

by Riffjob January 11, 2009